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  • iLOVEcrayons
    Member
    • Jun 2007
    • 12

    i need help with something..

    i want to surprise my bf with a text.. NO im NOT prego haha.. i just want to surprise him with a "i want you bad and now" text message.. but im a little slow on this subject.. if anyone has any ideas PLEASE let me know.. thanks
  • metboogie
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 182

    "I want you bad and now" sounds good to me...I know if I got that text from my wife I would have an immediate erection and I would commit untold traffic violations to get to where she was.

    Another one would be: "I'm wet, naked and waiting"...you get the drift.

    Also, try picture mail - it's worth a thousand words.

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    • iLOVEcrayons
      Member
      • Jun 2007
      • 12

      thanks metboogie ...

      thanks for the advice.. but i dont think im going to apply that to a text mainly cause we're not together anymore.. sad but true

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      • metboogie
        Senior Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 182

        Wow...sucks for him!

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        • mr.mansview
          Veteran Member
          • Aug 2007
          • 1173

          let me get this straight..you want to send your boyfriend that you are no longer with, a hot message that you don't plan on acting upon???ok, how about "i am soaking my naked body in a tub of HOT bubbly water..now go take a COLD shower..
          a smart man learns from his mistakes..a wise man learns from the mistakes of others..

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          • iLOVEcrayons
            Member
            • Jun 2007
            • 12

            umm..

            we were together at the time but i guess he "needed" time.. we're no longer talking anymore so yeah..

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            • metboogie
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 182

              you can always send me the message

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