My awesome sweaty sex day experience (hopefully a great read):
Ok, so I went for a seven mile run (no stopping) then immediately showered after coming back home. Right after I got out of the shower the GF wanted to have sex. I really... I mean REALLY, did not want to have sex. It was the afternoon and I had not eaten yet. I was super exhausted, dehydrated, and starving! I told the GF I did not want to do it, but she persisted. She did not even let me drink water! I was like "fine, give me half an hour and let me hydrate." Guess what she said. She said "no." No? Like, are you bleeping kidding me? She said "no water until I get my cookie." She generally uses two words for climaxing. She'll either call it cum, or cookie. I know that cookie probably is not known by people for meaning an orgasm or climax, but that's the word she uses.
Anyway... She then went on to say that there would be no water unless she got cookie three times. For those of you that need the visual, my GF was being stern but pretty sexy at the same time. Well, atleast I thought it was sexy. I mean, lucky for her I like her sexual assertiveness
Oh, and she even had the nerve to act like she was lowballing at three cookies. Pfft...So even though her ruse was working, I still tried to get her to go down to two cookies. She went and got this huge glass mug I keep in the freezer and filled it with ice and water. She set it on a dresser and said that the water would be mine if I gave her two "cookies." Cool... a compromise. Not that I really wanted her to compromise at that point because I already got excited. I just wanted to test the limits of her sterness... Heh, she wasn't so tough... Or was she?
Ok, so we were starting and she wanted me to give her oral in a new position. She wanted me to pick her up and eat her out against a wall. Had to move out of the bedroom for this (ceiling height issue). I find out after we had sex that she got inspiration for this new position from a photo her friend posted on instagram. It was a hot photo and had a caption that read something like this: "Every woman should be put in their place." It was something like that. The position's difficulty is deceiving because you don't rest the woman completely on your shoulders. Your hands need to go under her butt and you need to lift her up so that the clit can be brought up to the level of the tongue.
As tired as I was, I thought the idea was hot. Plus, she wanted it. I also thought it wasn't going to be that hard because my shoulders would do all the work. Nope, I was wrong! As mentioned above I had to lift her up and I start thinking to myself "FML!"
So I start sweating early in this position (we've done this position quite a few times since and I don't sweat like I did on this "sweaty sex day." I will explain later why I think I sweat so much). Luckily, she was so excited in this position that I feel like she climaxed in record time. She also loved the placement of my hands. One down, and number two to go.
I take her back to my bedroom and we do it doggy. It got to a point that I was so sweaty that it was like I had a slimey membrane on me. Every tiny bit of my body was covered. This was unprecedented. Also, the angle we were doing it at gave her a side profile view in the mirror and it turned her on; my sweat turned her on. The "slimey membrane" really made the lines/cuts on my body "pop." She just stared the whole time in the mirror. It was obvious that she liked what she saw and that really turned me on. I have to tell you though, I am not Superman when it comes to making my GF have a G-spot orgasm. It's not that I don't last long enough (I can go on for a long time). I guess after all this time I still have not cracked the code. But then again, I am not 100% sure that she has cracked her own code either.
On this day though (sweaty sex day), I was Superman. She had a huge G spot orgasm and her noise level was a testament to it's intensity! She mentioned some time after that the visual stimulation helped a lot in allowing her to climax via G spot (I guess I need to play off that more). She also was really turned on by my sweat. While we were doing it doggy style, I ran my fingers across my body to feel the sweat. It was thick and slimey. My fingers did not wipe any of it off either (likely because this "slime" was already on my finger tips). My body felt like it was wearing a skin on top of my real skin! It also made me look very reflective.
Anyway... So I hit the two-cookie quota and I am thinking that I've hit the home stretch. I'm going to get my cookie now and then relax, drink my water, and get some chow. Well... turns out that my baby is quite tough after all. After all that I did for her she had the nerve to try to blue-ball me. I even picked her up FFS! Guess she felt that if she was not going to get her third that I was not going to get my one cookie. Long story short (and this tiny detail is for Jen) I had to do a little begging to get her to let me have my cookie.
I did end up getting my cookie and it was worth it. She fed me the water while I sat there on my knees (I was spent) and then wiped me down with a towel while I continued to sit there on my knees. It's funny because her wiping me down feels a lot different than when I wipe myself down with a towel. The sensations are more pleasent when she does it. It almost tickles. I probably enjoyed her rubbing me down with the towel more than the sex itself. I dunno... I guess because I felt adored?
That was a great glass of water btw.
I will make another post in this thread explaining why I sweated so much since this one is getting long.

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