[BabyGirl]

I had a SO one time that when I asked him if he had a Condom before Sex ?

He said...

" Don't worry, You cant get pregnant if we don't Climax at the same time "
I was like WTF ? And he then explained that our " Love Juices " had to mix at exactly the same time to create a Baby .

I think he was a Sex Ed Drop out.. Lmao

[lizzardb63]

Wow, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, lol.

My man has a celeb crush on Jessica Simpson and I suggested we watch Employee of the Month (a movie she is in) and he goes "yeah, that way I can get really horny and we can have sex!" He was joking but still..... ah hem...no. lol

[chaya]

Wow, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, lol.

My man has a celeb crush on Jessica Simpson and I suggested we watch Employee of the Month (a movie she is in) and he goes "yeah, that way I can get really horny and we can have sex!" He was joking but still..... ah hem...no. lol

That happens to me all the time, but it is Shikira that my husband drools over. I quit worrying about it, I just enjoy the sex.

[BabyGirl]

I Swear to You Lizard, that is what he Belived .. It was Freaky.. He also believed that any Child that he would have would Only have his Blood type . He was an O Positive. and I'm an A Positive, so if our Child was an A it couldn't be His child .. Lol
As I said " I had an So.. lol

[WildChild]

I Swear to You Lizard, that is what he Belived .. It was Freaky.. He also believed that any Child that he would have would Only have his Blood type . He was an O Positive. and I'm an A Positive, so if our Child was an A it couldn't be His child .. Lol
As I said " I had an So.. lol

So he was a biology drop out too?

Had a guy tell me it was unfortunate I was born a woman, "with your interests you would have been a great man." Bleeeh

Dated a guy in college (this was the last date for obvious reasons) who told me, "with your body and how good you are, you could get $1200 for a night, easy" Then he proposed that he could find me 4 or 5 well to do career men who didn't have time for a relationship and would be happy to wine and dine me and pay for my company a couple times a month. While I sat in shock he enthusiatically told me how I could buy a house and have a new car and only have to "work" a couple nights a week. I suggested he... well, it wasn't physically possible.

Do guys who say this kind of carp actually have brains? Or any feelings at all?

[lizzardb63]

Wow WC, that man has big cahonies! What some nerve! Some men arejust ridiculous!

I was on BC a few months back and it made me moody so I went off and my boyfriend says "Yeah, you used to be crazy, but you're better now" LOL..aww thanks honey.... poop head!

[Jex]

'Look at your rolls!' ... My mouth dropped and then he saved his own butt by saying there cute! Well i spose he must like them because he can't keep his hands off me most days

[lizzardb63]

My boyfriend and I had gotten into an argument at a wedding about 3 months ago and it somehow got brought up in conversation and he said "I was a jerk because I didn't really care at the time"...and he told me then all the time how much he loved me and how beautiful I was, and how he can't live without me. He still says the same things. He then said "but I love you a lot more now"....hmmm how can I believe this, when I believed it then? Why can't guys just keep things to themselves...but if you say not to tell you those things then they turn it around that you don't want them to tell you the truth. URGH! MEN!!!!