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  • jen1447
    Veteran Member
    • Oct 2013
    • 2380

    I don't know what he'd do, but if it's okay to give her the red a_ss, literally, he's not above the hands-on approach. Just being generally cautious - Elena's certainly never given us any idea he's anything but great. You may be right, but let me put it this way - my BF worships the ground I walk on and I'd still be leery of being in arms reach if I did that to him. For people with very low tolerance levels for spicy stuff, the sensation's almost like a medical emergency, sort of the equivalent of having the wind knocked out of you where you thrash around and think you're dying until it comes back.

    But yeah I don't want to be the caution lady so yes - do it anyway.

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    • Euphoric
      Veteran Member
      • Oct 2012
      • 570

      I'm not one to rain on the parade, but like Jen, it may not be safe to skillfully slip something off the wall hot in your man's mouth while he's sleeping with a follow up involving hot sauce to wash it down. I'm thinking his immediate reaction may to gasp and possibly to suck it into his lungs. That wouldn't be funny or cool. If spice is involved, it needs to be done with his food while he is coherent. I'm just not a fan of a prank that could harm someone. We need to do some more brainstorming during this cooling off phase.

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      • Motorguy
        Veteran Member
        • Mar 2014
        • 3921

        Originally posted by Elena_EvilEye
        Be prepared for a long story.

        I've had a bad day today firstly I was late for work as I woke up late and felt very tired and I was meant to be opening the shop this morning I basically rushed getting ready for work and I didn't have time to eat breakfast or put on my makeup. Not exactly the best way to start off your day being tired, hungry and not looking your best, didn't exactly help that as I got out of my car and ran towards the shop I tripped over and fell over (******** high heels). Also it was pretty busy so I had no time to laze around and have a quick snooze.

        So me and hubby come back home from our respective jobs, I make our dinner and then we went off to do our own thing.I was reading a book in the living room () while he was surfing the web on the dining table. He called me over saying he had something to show me on the laptop so I went over and leaned over to view the laptop (I did not sit down which was my mistake) he then left my presence and I was viewing some article on the guardian website then out of nowhere he slapped my butt and he slapped it really HARD and powerfully to which I let out a loud scream in pain. He then pied me and he did it with some force which floored me which hurt my bum even more. So I was on the floor with cream all over my face and a bum that is absolutely killing me with pain.

        I cannot describe how much my bum was hurting it had that real stinging sensation and I was wearing short shorts intended for house wear which meant my bum basically had no protection. It hurt so much that I started crying. At first my hubby was laughing getting his pleasure from executing his prank correctly (he did the prank in revenge for me hitting his balls a week ago which hurt for him and his cute face turned red) then when he realized I was crying and in pain he dropped the laughter, helped me back up and washed the cream off my face. When I regained myself I punched him as hard as I could on the chest and my hand just bounced off his chest (I am no match for him physically) I was ****ed at him.

        There is a big red mark on my bum especially on my left cheek. For the past few hours I have been sitting on Ice packs to ease the pain but it still is stinging and I think it will still sting in the morning. Don't worry I have forgiven hubby since he apologized and did his sweet-talk and charm which I am a sucker for. But I told him he's still sleeping on the couch tonight and I think I'm gonna be out of action in the bedroom for a few days. This is not the first time he has pranked me or we have had prank wars.

        I wonder how should I get my revenge or should I even go for revenge? Have you ever been pranked by your partner?
        Now me and wife do not do this to each other we will do story pranks like something bad happen. Get the person work up and say i got you that kind of prank. But Elena next time when husband on the bed on his stomach get a ping pong paddle or a belt one good smack on his bum really good. That will be a good prank back to husband leave a good red mark. I am sorry you had a bad day Elena that really sucks but you can seek revenge on husband bum now lol.
        When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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        • Something_Awesome
          Veteran Member
          • Apr 2014
          • 1219

          Originally posted by Euphoric
          I'm not one to rain on the parade, but like Jen, it may not be safe to skillfully slip something off the wall hot in your man's mouth while he's sleeping with a follow up involving hot sauce to wash it down. I'm thinking his immediate reaction may to gasp and possibly to suck it into his lungs. That wouldn't be funny or cool. If spice is involved, it needs to be done with his food while he is coherent. I'm just not a fan of a prank that could harm someone. We need to do some more brainstorming during this cooling off phase.
          The wasabi makes you coherent real fast.

          C'mon guys. Her husband has hair on his shoulders, he can take it. Don't approach this prank from the angle that you would hate for someone to do it to you. Approach it from the angle that you're doing it to someone as payback for immobilizing you!

          At least do the wasabi thing. Or set an alarm on his phone and put a mouse trap on top of it. There are plenty of mouse trap pranks.
          "Are you serious? You're bleeping THAT girl?" - jen1447

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          • Anoop Nain
            Member
            • Jun 2014
            • 57

            Elena

            If you guys do this kind of stuff then why are you agree with him. You know this kind of actives make relationship interesting, sometimes its go beyond the limits but its okk this not the real motive of the prank. So chill and spread smiles.
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            • Elena_EvilEye
              Veteran Member
              • Jun 2014
              • 372

              Originally posted by Anoop Nain
              Elena

              If you guys do this kind of stuff then why are you agree with him. You know this kind of actives make relationship interesting, sometimes its go beyond the limits but its okk this not the real motive of the prank. So chill and spread smiles.
              Don't worry I don't hold it against him, it's good he does this gives us memories he did another prank today but it wasn't violent. Don't worry I bought scotch bonet and wasabi and I'm gonna get him back tomoz. wish me luck
              It's all fun and games until you mess with a Portuguese girl.

              -

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              • Motorguy
                Veteran Member
                • Mar 2014
                • 3921

                Originally posted by Elena_EvilEye
                Don't worry I don't hold it against him, it's good he does this gives us memories he did another prank today but it wasn't violent. Don't worry I bought scotch bonet and wasabi and I'm gonna get him back tomoz. wish me luck
                You not going to do what i think your going to do now Elena, with those items now. Just remind me don't get on the bad side of you lol. So what did husband do to you on his prank then lol.
                When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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                • Elena_EvilEye
                  Veteran Member
                  • Jun 2014
                  • 372

                  Originally posted by Motorguy
                  You not going to do what i think your going to do now Elena, with those items now. Just remind me don't get on the bad side of you lol. So what did husband do to you on his prank then lol.
                  Yes I am gonna get my revenge Motor, poor guy won't see it coming for 13 years he's been doing the pranks now it's my turn. Well the light switch in the spare bedroom wasn't working so he went up to fix it I was with in case he needed help and I like watching him fix stuff he looks so sexy doing it those big muscular arms flexing as he's unscrewing the switch panel (using my hands to fan myself lol).

                  Anyways when he unscrewed the panel I held a torch to see inside the switch he put his screwdriver in there and all of a sudden he went AAAHHH!!!! AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH!!! and he did a shaking movement to make it look like he was being electrocuted. Me being me I fell for it and was scared as f**%$ I even screamed I actually thought he was in pain. He only did it for like 5/6 seconds before he started crying with laughter, I felt so stupid that I fell for it I even said "that's not funny" but I had to laugh as well because it was a good prank and an intelligent one.
                  It's all fun and games until you mess with a Portuguese girl.

                  -

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                  • jns
                    Assistant Admin
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 8398

                    One of the ways to get someone away from contact without getting electrocuted your self is to tackle them away from the contact. Mind you it doesn't work in all cases. Anyway, from your description, you could have tackled him very hard to get him away from the "contact".
                    I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience.
                    ...
                    Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot?

                    From a speech by Patrick Henry on March 23, 1775 at St. John's Church, Richmond, Virginia

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                    • Motorguy
                      Veteran Member
                      • Mar 2014
                      • 3921

                      Originally posted by Elena_EvilEye
                      Yes I am gonna get my revenge Motor, poor guy won't see it coming for 13 years he's been doing the pranks now it's my turn. Well the light switch in the spare bedroom wasn't working so he went up to fix it I was with in case he needed help and I like watching him fix stuff he looks so sexy doing it those big muscular arms flexing as he's unscrewing the switch panel (using my hands to fan myself lol).

                      Anyways when he unscrewed the panel I held a torch to see inside the switch he put his screwdriver in there and all of a sudden he went AAAHHH!!!! AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH!!! and he did a shaking movement to make it look like he was being electrocuted. Me being me I fell for it and was scared as ****************%$ I even screamed I actually thought he was in pain. He only did it for like 5/6 seconds before he started crying with laughter, I felt so stupid that I fell for it I even said "that's not funny" but I had to laugh as well because it was a good prank and an intelligent one.
                      I can image Elena as you smile from ear to ear with the devilish grin on face of your plain for your good paid back prank on husband lol. When you was checking out the sexy husband getting all worked up he does this fake electrocuted your face must had that priceless look.I laughing my **** off reading this. Please tell me he said gotcha, did you punch him or slap him after you figure out it was a prank lol.

                      Now that was good how I loved to be a fly on the wall watching that all go down laughing my **** off as well Elena,that was a clever prank. You had some really naughty word I bet just like the ones you wrote here it's down right funny Elena. Now I trying to think what you will do to him for a good come back prank.
                      When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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