[KateyBaby]

Lol Skipper. "Oops". haha.

I pass gas in front of NOONE except my dog. LOL. And since she so relentlessly lets it fly in my presence, I figure I owe her a few.

lol. That is true. I knew a dog who would come lay down next to you, with her butt towards your face, let one go and then run. lol. She was a crazy dog...

[Guest]

I find muttering "oops" works for me. Passing gas is a normal body function that sometimes makes a little noise.

haha..i agree.i wouldnt go as far as to one leg up and light the thing on fire in front of someone else..but if it happens..it happens.oh well.
except for one particular incident....i was spending some quality time with a "special friend" one night,and i was on top...we were going like a freight train and i was about to orgasm...and all of a sudden... PFFFTTTT!!!!! i thought i was gonna die right then and there. i havent spoken to him since.

[KateyBaby]

haha..i agree.i wouldnt go as far as to one leg up and light the thing on fire in front of someone else..but if it happens..it happens.oh well.
except for one particular incident....i was spending some quality time with a "special friend" one night,and i was on top...we were going like a freight train and i was about to orgasm...and all of a sudden... PFFFTTTT!!!!! i thought i was gonna die right then and there. i havent spoken to him since.

LMAO That fire thing reminds me of Dumb & Dumber. When Jim Carey does that with the lighter.

[WildChild]

Sounds like the dog needs a different diet.

[mewhenim]

haha, you're too cute. It's normal. The part I hate is I always go to the bathroom afterward and his stuff comes out with air and it sounds like I have some GU issues lol, luckily I'm confident enough I'd just say, well if you wanna do that you have to put up with this, just like I do!