[jaffab]

Hi all,

Sorry to post here - but needed a place where women could give me advice.....

This may seem an odd question, but my wife has offered to watch a porn movie with me - so I am looking at a recommendation. What I am looking for is:

* Something which is easy(ish) to find - i.e, well known so it will be available on the internet
* Something which has a story to it (not just one sex scene straight into another)
* Something which is oriented towards women
* Something which is not massively into stuff she 'may' find offensive - not massive or any face stuff (if you know what I mean), not too heavy into A, or bdsm etc

Any recommendations would be really appreciated.

Thanks

steve

[vvip]

go onto (edit) there is all sorts of types and she can pick what she likes. its great you dont have to register and its totally anonymous and there is millions of vids. just like youtube but porn lol

[jaffab]

Thanks but looking for something we can watch on the telly (yes, we could stream to the PS3) but.... she sorted of hinted it was "a film of your (as in my) choice" - so want to get a DVD rather than pointing to a web site and putting her on the spot.

[caterpillar79]

Search the words: 'adult videos'. Hubby and I haven't watched a porn film together but we've talked about watching the porn parody for 'The Big Lebawski'. However, we haven't found the DVD yet. There is a downloadable on an adult website, which I tried but won't download due to a faulty code.

[ItsASecret]

There is one called Pirates which is a parody of The Pirates of the Caribbean. It is apparently the largest budget porn movie ever made. I have seen it and I can absolutely say it has a story, it is actually sort of funny too. For a porno it is very well done and I would recommend it. All porn will have some of that fake garbage with squealing and bouncing as though the girl is having a seizure but in this movie I cannot recall many scenes of hardcore stuff. It is mostly just a typical quick porn scene, the anger scenes I skipped because I am not into the pushy pinning down type porn but some people like that stuff. And some of the actresses try harder than others with their god-awful squealing noises (I swear any porn actress sounds like a farm animal in slaughter when they "pleasure squeal" lol so annoying)...but you can just skip the parts that are clearly annoying. There is hardly any anal though, in the 2nd Pirates porn movie it has a huge amount of anal and anal to mouth and my boyfriend and I had to shut it off about half way through...horrible do not recommend it at all. You could check it out the first Pirates porn movie though, it is sold as a dvd and it does have a good story line.

[rcoreyus]

There are various adult video film awards each year. Looking for these will at least eliminate the real junk. Beyond that, people's tastes and interests vary so much that you need to find out what sort of thing she might like to watch.

[suntan]

Had it not been porn things I would never have lost my virginity, sainthood or monkhood and would never have amidst all of you perfect people. However all I have access to is the Internet and that has connected me to everything and I can not have DVDs and anyway what I have is enough and I enjoy freindship with all of you learning and entertaining myself in a world of innumerable possibilities

[panda87]

Have you been into an adult store together, and if not do you think she would be comfortable with that?
Adult shops seem to have a pretty good selection, and it can be quite fun just to wander around them.
I actually find myself quite relaxed now, going into these stores and it makes me a lot more open to different things, so you could go on a bit of a 'shopping trip' together and make it a bit fun =)

[Hopeless Dork]

Thread lightly here my friend As a woman, who knows many woman I can say that her allowing you to pick may be more than just what meets the eye lol. When there is ample amounts of porn to choose from, and you make a choice -- women tend to analyze things like that :P Like hmmm what made him pick THAT... is it the girls boobs on the cover? Are they bigger than mine? OHHH so he likes redheads now, hmmm that new receptionist at his office has red hair! Ahhh not saying its going to be a bad idea... but saying, some times these adventures do come at a cost :P Maybe not immediately, but some argument down the road!!

Anyways I agree with panda, a 'together' shopping trip to one of the more trendy female friendly adult stores would be your best bet. You can pick a movie, a toy, a sexy nighty all kinds of goodies that put the focus on YOUR love making and not just the people your watching.

I think more women would be open to watching with their significant others if it were not for the fear that what he's watching is more exciting to him than them... so though that has nothing to do with your question, just thought out to toss the advice of... make sure you make her more important than the dvd when you guys watch it together -- it will yeild better results no matter what you pick.

[Katsaly]

There is one called Pirates which is a parody of The Pirates of the Caribbean.

I would second the recommendation with great enthusiasm. If you want to watch a porn with your wife, Pirates is the one.