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  • Josh
    Junior Member
    • Jun 2012
    • 5

    Help :(

    A trojan condom
    Is to big for me.. Is there and other company that have thinner condoms
  • Hugo-B
    Veteran Member
    • Jun 2012
    • 957

    FFS. Trojan condoms are LARGE. Why punish yourself by trying on pornstar condoms when you're average - like the majority of men?

    Durex do tighter fitting condoms. Simple.

    They do these because there is a big enough (excuse the pun) market out there for them to make manufacturing tighter, smaller condoms - worldwide - a viable business.

    Get yourself a pack and try a couple on for practice, they'll fit just fine.
    "The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you will ever look" Julius Caesar

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    • acerousme
      Veteran Member
      • May 2008
      • 1397

      That FFS had better stand for "for feelers sakes", Buddha..

      We use(d) Durex ..the Sensi-thin ones. Or go to a local sex shop, and get something different. They sell a bunch of different sizes, and have some amazing products. I wish I could remember the name of the condoms we tried...It was like he had nothing on! I'll try to find the name of them for you.

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      • Hugo-B
        Veteran Member
        • Jun 2012
        • 957

        Durex slim fit.
        "The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you will ever look" Julius Caesar

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        • jns
          Assistant Admin
          • Mar 2010
          • 8398

          Maybe "for fornication's sake"? Actually I had to look up the acronym and these may be better words.
          I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience.
          ...
          Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot?

          From a speech by Patrick Henry on March 23, 1775 at St. John's Church, Richmond, Virginia

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          • rcoreyus
            Veteran Member
            • Sep 2007
            • 4369

            They really should list the size on boxes - but I guess it would need to be in some sort of code.

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            • acerousme
              Veteran Member
              • May 2008
              • 1397

              OH FOR FORNICATION'S SAKE!!! lol! jns...you made my day!

              It would be awesome if they told you the sizes...I've only bought condoms once...I had NO idea they came in shower curtain size...Putting the sizes on the box would be amazing.

              "great things come in small 'packages'"
              "middle-man size"
              "cervix inspector"
              "full body internal massager"

              PERFECT size code names, I think lol.

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              • Hugo-B
                Veteran Member
                • Jun 2012
                • 957

                No man is going to walk into a chemist and buy a box of 'small' condoms. Fact. No matter how you phrase the term 'small'.

                It's always girls who work in the shops that sell condoms too, which makes matters worse (for boys).


                Josh good for you, sorry I was a bit harsh.

                JNS - that's hilarious! For fornications sake isn't what I meant, but your one is better.

                I actually didn't consider the fact that most girls who do carry/keep condoms will just carry regular ones, assuming they will fit everyone.

                Josh have you tried regular condoms? Like standard durex? If they don't fit you, then you will need to proactively seek out the size that fits you and you'll need to take responsibility for carrying them around. Well done for taking the first steps.I should have congratulated you in my first post.
                "The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you will ever look" Julius Caesar

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                • Hugo-B
                  Veteran Member
                  • Jun 2012
                  • 957

                  Google 'durex close fit' I can't put links on here for you, I've already been told off once!
                  "The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you will ever look" Julius Caesar

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                  • acerousme
                    Veteran Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 1397

                    Not told off, buddhaboy...just warned. We cant have outbound links from anyone or everyone would start it. You understand...


                    Josh- The durex Slim-fits are really nice. I really don't think there is anything to be embarrassed about! You are buying condoms! Meaning YOU have sex, and if people are going to giggle about that, they obviously aren't having any fun, or are reallllllly immature when it comes to sexual acts. Most just look away while they scan the box, and put it in a bag.

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