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  • HerHusband
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    • Mar 2014
    • 58

    I have only tasted the same one for the last 20 years but it does seem to be about the same year round!!! My god it should be a food group. One thing though is when its not fresh from the shower and been a day of fun and then it has that slight smell of muskiness or what ever it is it drives me crazy. She gets embarrassed and says she needs a shower to clean it up to eat. Given the chance I will decline and do it all you can eat buffet style.

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    • Something_Awesome
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      • Apr 2014
      • 1219

      Originally posted by Patti-here
      The way we taste differs according on what TOM it is,, it can go from a bit bitter, ‘not a bad bitter’ to a sweet, semi taste, where guys seem to always taste the same to me, kind of like salty butter.
      Very nice analogy Patti, I would agree with the salty butter.
      "Are you serious? You're bleeping THAT girl?" - jen1447

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      • effy2014
        Veteran Member
        • Apr 2014
        • 1777

        The taste varies, but I've never experienced tasteless. If I want a stronger taste, I use my fingers first which seem to intensify the flavor. Jen is right that the taste is difficult to describe because there is no reference point.

        I'm glad this thread was revived because I enjoyed JNS's comment. I thought I was the only one who was turned on by the slight taste of pee with her usual taste. The first squirt of female ejaculate is also "laced" with a bit of urine but has a far different taste. All of these tastes are incredible.

        Now, with analingus, the taste is very earthy -- musky as well. It can drive me nearly insane.
        "The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you." Despair.com "Dysfunction"

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        • Something_Awesome
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          • Apr 2014
          • 1219

          "Earthy" eh? Yea... the GF and I shy away from anal pleasures. Analingus (sp?) and anal penetration are not part of our repertoire.
          "Are you serious? You're bleeping THAT girl?" - jen1447

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          • effy2014
            Veteran Member
            • Apr 2014
            • 1777

            Originally posted by Something_Awesome
            "Earthy" eh? Yea... the GF and I shy away from anal pleasures. Analingus (sp?) and anal penetration are not part of our repertoire.
            You two seem rather adventurous not to have tried it. It's only a few inches from the tasty V. When you are done pleasing her orally, take a moment and just rim. There are lots of nerve endings there and you may get a good reaction. As I wrote, the taste and scent drive me crazy, but it's an acquired taste I'm sure.

            Only caution is that you can't go from there back to the V. Bacteria from the A are not welcome there. I just buy big bottles of an alcohol based mouthwash and "clean up" afterwards.
            "The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you." Despair.com "Dysfunction"

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            • jen1447
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              • Oct 2013
              • 2380

              Originally posted by Something
              Very nice analogy Patti, I would agree with the salty butter.
              Wait - does this mean you've sampled it finally??

              I have to agree about the bum Something, you really should try. I'd go so far as to say it's not even an acquired taste ....I just dove into it myself way back when because my instincts told me I 'had to,' and I never looked back. It's amazing, and I agree, "earthy" is a good description as compared to V. In the most basic sense, it probably falls closer to the sour spectrum than the sweet, tho V can have a bite while bum usually doesn't, if that makes any sense.

              Double standard alert - I can't justify or even explain this, so just take it for what it is, but analingus should only go one way imo, with the woman always receiving. The flip is gross imo, just because ....well men don't have nice bums, being all man-like and all. Anyone who feels and does otherwise is welcome to it, not saying you have to stop lol, just my emphatic opinion and a house rule foe me.

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              • Something_Awesome
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                • Apr 2014
                • 1219

                Jen, yes I have tasted it before a very long time ago. I remember the taste like it was yesterday. Though I remember it being more bitter than salty.

                As for the anal play... Well, it is interesting how so many of you like it, but it's not for us. And for the record my GF loves my bum. She told me on wednesday to "never lose it."
                "Are you serious? You're bleeping THAT girl?" - jen1447

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                • jen1447
                  Veteran Member
                  • Oct 2013
                  • 2380

                  Oh, men's actual booties can be cute. I'm referring to the planet itself (ha-ha).

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                  • effy2014
                    Veteran Member
                    • Apr 2014
                    • 1777

                    Originally posted by jen1447
                    Double standard alert - I can't justify or even explain this, so just take it for what it is, but analingus should only go one way imo, with the woman always receiving. The flip is gross imo, just because ....well men don't have nice bums, being all man-like and all. Anyone who feels and does otherwise is welcome to it, not saying you have to stop lol, just my emphatic opinion and a house rule foe me.
                    I agree on this whole-heartedly. For me its the hair or something that I never feel clean enough. It would make me feel way too self-conscious to enjoy. She once asked if I wanted her to reciprocate and I immediately recoiled. Now, a finger or other implement . . . that is something else.
                    "The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you." Despair.com "Dysfunction"

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                    • effy2014
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                      • Apr 2014
                      • 1777

                      Originally posted by Something_Awesome
                      Jen

                      As for the anal play... Well, it is interesting how so many of you like it, but it's not for us. And for the record my GF loves my bum. She told me on wednesday to "never lose it."
                      Well, just keep in your "back pocket". One day you may feel compelled to try it. My SO once said her bum was for exit only (before our first sexual encounter) . . . she does not feel that way now.
                      "The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you." Despair.com "Dysfunction"

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