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  • Motorguy
    Veteran Member
    • Mar 2014
    • 3921

    Originally posted by Patti-here
    In general we're not all the same,,, chick-a-boom
    That is right you not but all women have the same general body parts bing bang boom
    When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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    • Trixareforkids
      Banned
      • Mar 2014
      • 737

      I feel a bow-chicka-bow-bow coming on, LOL

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      • Motorguy
        Veteran Member
        • Mar 2014
        • 3921

        Originally posted by Trixareforkids
        You are Joe Pesci's character from the movie With Honors he says women are perfect and when the college kid says no they're not he replies "Yes, they are, they're perfect. Don't matter if they're skinny, fat, blond or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect."

        You just love all women don't ya?
        Yes Joe Pesci, is one of my favorite actor I know that line. And you are right God created one of the most beautiful things in the world from mans one rib. And that is women I would rather die if women left this planet what reason would there be to live that's how much I love women. So you can say Trix I love women I pretty much have a PhD in that department lol.

        Do you watch the Big Bang Theory where Leonard has just got done have oral sex on Penny they are breathing heavy and she says you incredible how you learn that skill. Oh I just Google it LMAO.
        When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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        • Motorguy
          Veteran Member
          • Mar 2014
          • 3921

          Originally posted by Trixareforkids
          I feel a bow-chicka-bow-bow coming on, LOL
          You know it Trix my kind of language that means some fun stuff going down in the bed room lol.
          When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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          • Motorguy
            Veteran Member
            • Mar 2014
            • 3921

            Originally posted by Patti-here
            I never saw any 'blue' women,,, well maybe on star Trek I did lol...
            Or the movie Avatiar they had blue women with tails lol.
            When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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            • Motorguy
              Veteran Member
              • Mar 2014
              • 3921

              Originally posted by jen1447
              Ok we should stop this now before we get too silly and CW has to give us demerits!
              But it's so much fun loosen up a little Jenn, it's Thursday almost the weekend lol.
              When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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              • Patti-here
                Banned
                • Mar 2014
                • 2602

                Originally posted by Motorguy
                Or the movie Avatiar they had blue women with tails lol.
                Yup I saw that,,, hott blue chickas...

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                • Trixareforkids
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2014
                  • 737

                  Originally posted by Motorguy
                  Do you watch the Big Bang Theory where Leonard has just got done have oral sex on Penny they are breathing heavy and she says you incredible how you learn that skill. Oh I just Google it LMAO.
                  I DO watch that show but I somehow missed or just don't remember this, I will google/youtube it.

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                  • Patti-here
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                    • Mar 2014
                    • 2602

                    He googled how to give a woman oral sex ??? Lord...

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                    • Trixareforkids
                      Banned
                      • Mar 2014
                      • 737

                      It's what nerds/geeks do! Research! LOL

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