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  • Patti-here
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    • Mar 2014
    • 2602

    In the 'Stink' ?? Really Something, I realize that's an old cliché, but it hardly stinks

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    • Something_Awesome
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      • Apr 2014
      • 1219

      Originally posted by Patti-here
      In the 'Stink' ?? Really Something, I realize that's an old cliché, but it hardly stinks
      But it rhymes with pink!
      "Are you serious? You're bleeping THAT girl?" - jen1447

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      • Patti-here
        Banned
        • Mar 2014
        • 2602

        Originally posted by Something_Awesome
        But it rhymes with pink!
        LOL, ok you're off the hook for that one

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        • jen1447
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          • Oct 2013
          • 2380

          That's actually a fairly sensitive issue with women ...we don't like thinking that we're not delicious all over (jay or bum) and making a teasing comment can be risky! I bet she'd love it most if you insisted her bum tasted like heaven or something.

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          • Patti-here
            Banned
            • Mar 2014
            • 2602

            Next thing he's gonna be thinking is we actually poop & fart, perish the thought

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            • Something_Awesome
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              • Apr 2014
              • 1219

              Oh, I didn't tell her it stinks. I just said "one in the 'pink' and one in the 'stink'" as another way to tell the forum that I am going to try inserting my fingers in both places at the same time lol.
              "Are you serious? You're bleeping THAT girl?" - jen1447

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              • Patti-here
                Banned
                • Mar 2014
                • 2602

                I know what you meant, no worries, just watch it, something like that could be bad for our image

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                • effy2014
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                  • Apr 2014
                  • 1777

                  Originally posted by jen1447
                  That's actually a fairly sensitive issue with women ...we don't like thinking that we're not delicious all over (jay or bum) and making a teasing comment can be risky! I bet she'd love it most if you insisted her bum tasted like heaven or something.
                  Something would have to taste it first .......
                  "The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you." Despair.com "Dysfunction"

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                  • Patti-here
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                    • Mar 2014
                    • 2602

                    Originally posted by effy2014
                    Something would have to taste it first .......
                    Step #2.

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                    • jen1447
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                      • Oct 2013
                      • 2380

                      At the rate he's going, I'm expecting that tonight!

                      (From one analingus lover to another, isn't it great to watch first-timers discover all this fun? I'm thinking we'll see an "OMFG!!!" post soon and Something will go full-time bum overnight, and SAGF will take another step closer to orgasmic godhood. )

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