[Patti-here]

I've often said SumSum is like a babe in the woods sometimes

[jen1447]

After the first time I tossed her salad, she was wet the whole next day because she couldn't stop thinking about the experience!

That's actually a triumphantly awesome thing. So proud.

[Patti-here]

Something, Patti's last post drew my attention to the second part of your post. Perhaps you are more advanced than I thought. I consider myself to have some experience, but I think I have yet to toss a girl's salad. I may have to ask for some instruction on that.

that's you eat her Va-J and her 'B' H.

[Baboy]

Thanks Patti-cake! Hence the rising popularity of all-you-can-eat salad bars.

So many salads to toss; so little time. Sigh.

[Patti-here]

I like looking at as a buffet

[effy2014]

Effy, my GF actually takes the spares because I always have her in a state of arousal After the first time I tossed her salad, she was wet the whole next day because she couldn't stop thinking about the experience!

You youngens. Always thinking about sex. One time and you're a rock star. Sheesh.

[effy2014]

Something, Patti's last post drew my attention to the second part of your post. Perhaps you are more advanced than I thought. I consider myself to have some experience, but I think I have yet to toss a girl's salad. I may have to ask for some instruction on that.

Many of us spent a day or so convincing S_A that analingus was pleasurable and, in fact, an essential tool in his arsenal (probably should be spelled ****-enal). You should and your SO should certainly try it -- lots of nerve endings back there to lick, suck and, well, do whatever comes to mind.

Only warning is, unlike the porn movies, you can't immediately go from back to front. Clean up with Listerine (or any alcohol based mouth wash) and wash your face before licking her Va-Jay-Jay (not a good place to introduce different bacteria). We've never had a problem.

[Baboy]

Well sign me and my wife up for the next class! Pls. let me know the place, date and time. I have an open schedule, apart from when I'll be scrubbing Patti's floors (as per another thread).

To whom do I make the tuition check payable, and for how much?

So as not to be seen to stray too far from the thread topic, I'll make sure my wife packs spare panties.

Or is this one of those things one learns sans formal instruction? The group classes might be fun though. I can think of a few worthy instructors, drawn from this forum.

[effy2014]

Well sign me and my wife up for the next class! Pls. let me know the place, date and time. I have an open schedule, apart from when I'll be scrubbing Patti's floors (as per another thread).

To whom do I make the tuition check payable, and for how much?

So as not to be seen to stray too far from the thread topic, I'll make sure my wife packs spare panties.

Or is this one of those things one learns sans formal instruction? The group classes might be fun though. I can think of a few worthy instructors, drawn from this forum.

ROTFLMAO. No need to cum to us. Just put up a webcam and conference us in. We will be having popcorn at our respective homes and giving our sage advice, including some hooting and hollering. You know . . . try this . . . a little deeper . . . I am sure Jen is full of ideas.

[jen1447]

LOL - I was trying to make a cute reply but I got waylayed by chance - twice. First I was going to say "just do whatever makes her pop," but it read like "poop" - not the idea I was looking for. Then I substituted "shoot," which looks like the other thing. (Both pop and shoot are legit expressions for a woman getting orgasmic, while both poop and **** are legit expressions for a BM. WTF?) So no, I'm not saying do what makes her want to have a BM ....I'm saying do whatever gets her off!