[bootsie]

Don't tell her you're going to do it. Tell her you want to eat her out while she is in doggy and then move your mouth to the bum when she has been aroused enough while still stimulating the clit. You can put fingers in her pink taco (and hit the g spot) and put your thumb on the clit while your mouth is on her star fish. This would be a good approach if she is in the doggy position.

pink taco = vagina
star fish = anus

Just an FYI.

Now I have did this to a woman before.The except same way.We were having sex with her on top then she got off and told me that she wanted me to do her from behind.After she had gotten upon her hands and knees with her butt up in the air.I told her that I wanted to eat her out the way she was,so she said ok,then I went for it.After eating her Va-jay-jay for a while.I decided to move up to her anal.Once I saw that she was liking what I was doing.I just kept tonguing her there and started finger her Va-jay-jay and suddenly I hit the spot,then it was just like she went crazy.That night was the best sex we ever had since we had been seeing eachother.

[bootsie]

Good Morning Patti,Nice meeting you.
Like I mentioned I don't use them.I kinda know when my period is going to start and I will go and put a tampon in and will wear tampons all the way up until I'm off my period.

[jen1447]

Are there two bootsies?

Hmmmm, never thought I'd say this, but perfect SumSum, you get a gold star for that

Gold starfish?

He didn't lower his pants so you did not see his junk, but it was obvious that he was wearing women's underwear.

The sight made me think of Jen's BF... But I knew it couldn't be him because it would have been someone cuter. If not for Jen's story about making her man wear his underwear, I would have assumed that the guy is a total weirdo/perv. Seeing it now makes me assume the guy has a dominant GF

I guess it could be either, but a BF who's been made to wear panties will do it proudly - not advertise it but not be ashamed either, after all he's got a girl on the other end involved in the proceedings, what's to be ashamed of? It sounds more like this guy may have been a solo perv or a guy who was not fully invested.

I am a very intuitive babe patti-dizzle... trust me...

P-Dizzle. lol

Despite what on you read on this forum, analingus is still not very "popular" and certainly not intuitive. Lots of women would recoil at the idea (I am sure you have heard the phrase "Mine is for exit only"). You know when its right -- being open to new ideas and not having hang ups is the perfect description. Have fun with it.

In my experience it actually is fairly common now, but there's not much grey area. It seems like you have big supporters who think it's the greatest thing and big detractors who think it's disgusting, and little in between. The two groups are more or less equal tho, so while far from universal, it's not uncommon. (Again, in my experience anyway.)

[Patti-here]

HI bootsie. erm you're a guy, where are you putting a 'tampon' and why

[Patti-here]

Yeah Jen I was wondering about the "Patti- Dizzle"

Was that a smack at me ? Lol.

[jen1447]

No hon, it's a pet name compliment type thing. Sort of a rap name.

[Patti-here]

No hon, it's a pet name compliment type thing. Sort of a rap name.

Ohh, ok, hmm, me a rapper, who'd a thunk it

[chaya]

HI bootsie. erm you're a guy, where are you putting a 'tampon' and why

That's a darn good question, I can't wait to hear the answer.

[Something_Awesome]

Yeah Jen I was wondering about the "Patti- Dizzle"

Was that a smack at me ? Lol.

Nice to turn the tides on you... I wonder the same thing about your responses to me LMAO.

[JonDoe]

Tossed salad

Reminds me of the theme song to the TV show 'Frasier', which in this context takes on a whole new meaning!

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin',
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

And maybe I seem a bit confused,
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They're callin' again.