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  • Elena_EvilEye
    Veteran Member
    • Jun 2014
    • 372

    Have you ever walked in on someone having sex

    In the case I'm telling you of it wasn't me per say that did the walking in but I ordered it. Basically when I was 15 my elder sister Sophia who was 17 brought her BF at the time round to the house mum and dad weren't at home, so everyone in the house is minding their own business and I asked my lil sis to get me a book from my room that I shared with Sophia so she goes in and sees Sophia giving her BF a blowjob lil sis is like OMG I didn't think they were in the room silly me. Sophia went ballistic shouting " get the f$&k out of my bedroom!" she then proceeded to kick us all out of the house shouting "Get Out!" "Give me some privacy" etc So for 20 minutes we were outside the house while they had their "time" I told my brother "if mum and dad come now then all hell will break loose" lol. Thankfully they got finished well before my parents came back and we were allowed in.

    What's your funny story of you walking in on someone DTD?
    It's all fun and games until you mess with a Portuguese girl.

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  • muffin70
    Veteran Member
    • Aug 2013
    • 384

    yes - I was 10 years old and it was Christmas morning... there was me and my younger brother and younger sister outside Mum and Dads room waiting for them to get up so we could open our Christmas presents.... I burst in the room to ask if we could open our presents and there was dad naked on top of mum.... I quickly left the room before they had even noticed.
    My younger sister said "well can we open out presents or not"? I just said that they were a little busy and we should leave them alone...

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    • Motorguy
      Veteran Member
      • Mar 2014
      • 3921

      Well for me and Donna, was when my two oldest daughters they was 11 and 12. They used to just walk into a room without knotting so we had to lock doors to bathrooms to the bedroom if me and Donna was having whoopee time. So well evening into the next morning was on a weekend because there was no school well dumb **** me forgot to locked the door.Me and Donna was really into it and they burst right through the door no blankets on us and it was like deer in headlights reacts like it seem it last look for 10 seconds but was only a couple seconds. Well lets just say Annie who was 11 runs out follow by Laura who was 12 they don't closed the door and I hear Annie say my eyes have been burn out as Laura is like covers her eyes and is making some kind of noise at the same time say what the f%$k did we just see. I had put a robe on by then and ask Laura what word did you just use. Then Laura snaps back what word and then says wait minute you are doing the nasty now you pi****ed that i used a bad word really. Then her next comment says she will be emotionally disturbed for life seeing that. I am like wait, by now when Donna, was in her robe comes out of the room says you girls will live big deal grow up that's all Donna's way. You be in this problem when you have kids then both say no way mom we never having kids they come out your vagina. I am like come on now you only 11 and 12 and look at Donna, what the hell have you been teaching them. With Donna, witty way she says hey look, kids learn about sex and curse words and all this stuff at school with friends and others. How can I stop what there doing when there not with us on what they will see or hear it's impossible. Then another Donna witty way says it's your fault you didn't locked the door I thought about it for a moment and say good point then grounded both of them 2 weeks for not being polite and knotting first. I told them I was king of the house so I win end of story lol. Now shut up and brush your teeth and go help mom with breakfast lol. But now these days it's a good laugh now they have daughters of there own me and Donna tease them about that.
      When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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      • jen1447
        Veteran Member
        • Oct 2013
        • 2380

        Is this limited to kids walking in on adults? I don't recall ever doing that as a child. Probably to some extent as an adult, but it's never been really glaring, like I walk into a room to witness some bouncing reverse cowgirl front row action or anything like that.

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        • DreamP346
          • Oct 2011
          • 2053

          I walked into my roommate in college once. They were both under the covers and I did even know what was going on until I heard a giggle.

          The funniest story was a friend of my mine. She came from a conservative country and didn't even know 2 women could DTD. Within the first week of college, her roommate comes into the room with another woman. Thinking that my friend is asleep, she starts getting busy with this other woman. My poor friend was mortified. She started counting to 1000 in all the languages she knows and she knows A LOT of different languages.
          Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Kris Kristofferson and Fred Foster (sung by Janis Joplin)

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          • jen1447
            Veteran Member
            • Oct 2013
            • 2380

            LOL - girl (staying?) power!

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            • bootsie
              Senior Member
              • May 2013
              • 154

              Yes I have.It happened during the time I was working for a hospital where I live.I was sent up to get a patient to bring him back down to get an x-ray.When I arrived on the unit where he was,his nurse told me that he was ready and had been waiting.IWhen I got to his room,I knocked "someone said to come in",so once I started in,and got half way in his room.I looked up and there was this woman on top of him with nothing on waist down just going at it.When I realized it,she was riding him.I then said to them how sorry I was,that I would come back later after they have finished.About time I turned to leave,the woman spoke and said,"don!t go we will be done in a few more minutes " Please stay and so I did.

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              • jen1447
                Veteran Member
                • Oct 2013
                • 2380

                bootsie, haven't you also had one or more sex adventures at hospitals where you were a patient? Hospitals must really be a hotbed for sex in your area.

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                • am94
                  Member
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 10

                  I walked in on a friend in the process of getting it on with some guy in her living room. I got super ****ed because we lived with her family and anyone could've walked in on her. Like her brothers, mom, etc. She was so lucky it was just me.

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                  • bootsie
                    Senior Member
                    • May 2013
                    • 154

                    Originally posted by jen1447
                    bootsie, haven't you also had one or more sex adventures at hospitals where you were a patient? Hospitals must really be a hotbed for sex in your area.
                    Yes Jen,I've only had one sex adventure which happened at a different hospital and that happen way before I was an employee at the one I walked in on the woman doing her man.Jen,You won't really believe what goes on behind close doors at hospitals between doctors and other employees not alone with patients and their lovers.Lol!

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