My GF has a fancy teeth whitening gizmo and I thought I'd take a crack at it. She has amazing pearly white (hyper white) teeth. I'm not quite on her level, but that's not to say my teeth are bad. I mean, I don't drink coke or coffee, or smoke (those three things are known to stain teeth pretty bad). LOL, can you tell I'm being a tad self-conscious? The teeth whitener requires that you brush a gel-like chemical onto the teeth before using the device. I am guessing the process is a little similar to how you whiten things using diluted hydrogen-peroxide and sunlight.
WTF Chemistry!? Sorry, don't fall asleep on me...
So when using the device my GF advised me to not swallow my saliva. She gave me a couple reasons as to why, but honestly, I thought she was wrong and that she probably did not read the manual. Whatever. I decided to take her advice. I was not going to swallow my saliva.
My GF told me that I am supposed to remove the device from my mouth every 7 minutes, spit my saliva build-up, and re-apply the gel (supposed to repeat this cycle a few times). However, once I started the procedure she decided to let me know that she was running low on the gel and that I should be able to go 21 minutes with the first application of the gel. So yeah... 21 minutes without swallowing or spitting...
Anyway, while using her machine I still thought it'd be funny to goof off with my GF (bad idea). I don't remember exactly what I did, but it was something that caused us to laugh hysterically. As you might imagine, my spit began pouring out of my mouth. It was a lot of it too (I was close to the 21 minute mark, so my saliva really built up). The GF freaked out. I freaked out too once I saw the mess I made on one of my favorite shirts. I had no idea what the gel (mixed with my saliva) was going to do to my shirt (discolor it perhaps). I took off my shirt and we threw it in the washing machine ASAP (we were at her place). This is where it gets interesting...
So rather than wait til my shirt washed and dried, my GF thought it'd be best if I wore something. She suggested I wear one of her shirts. I told her no. She kept insisting. She pulled out like this black shirt with femininely cut short sleeves and like a V-neck. I told her I thought she was nuts. I tried to explain to her that she was crazy and that I'd probably rip the shirt in half. She is a petite girl and I'm a pretty big dude. My mind was not comprehending how she could think that I'd fit into one of her shirts. I was trying to be nice about it because I thought she was trying to be real nice but was just maybe having a total mental lapse (I actually started to worry a bit).
Just so you guys can really imagine this. My GF went to a J.Crew store a couple months ago and she bought a great women's blazer that was on sale. You know why it was on sale? Because it was the only one left and it was a size 00. Size double-zero. So now imagine how small her shirts/blouses are. There is no way ANY guy is going to fit in a shirt fitted for a woman that can wear 00.
I honestly felt bad for my GF so I agreed to put on her shirt. As I started to put on her shirt, she got super excited and I had an ah-ha moment. She was not giving me her shirt out of kindness. She wanted me to wear it because she wanted to dress me in women's clothes. She told me "I was always wanted to dress a BF in my clothes!" She sounded pretty giddy about it too.
Luckily, her shirt was pretty stretchy so I was able to get it on; however, I could not lower my arms (I had to leave them suspended in the air sort of like an ape might). I felt like if I lowered them then I'd rip the shirt in half around the shoulders. I did not leave the shirt on long before taking it off as It was just getting weird for me (I didn't tell her that of course). But it gets better...
My GF then asked me to wear her underwear. It was at this point that I realized that she did not want me to wear her clothes. And she did not actually want to dress her BF in her clothes. She was using the clothes thing as a stepping stone for getting me to wear her underwear. I don't remember my exact response to my GF's idea of me wearing her underwear, but I did not exactly express interest and she dropped the subject real quick after that (probably did not want me to judge her). I left the door open for the possibility though... one day...
So a week went by and I thought to re-visit this whole women's underwear thing. Not because I wanted to do it, but because if it's something she really wanted, why would I not do it. Big deal, right? This was obviously something she kept bottled up for a lot of her life (like the pegging thing for those of you that are familiar with that story), so why not? I honestly feel that if the pegging thing never happened, she never would have revealed her desire for me to wear her underwear. But even then, I could tell she was a little timid about asking me to wear her underwear. At least she is beginning to share me with me fantasies she never thought she'd ever share. Feels pretty empowering.
Anyway... We had a wedding to go to the next week in Santa Barbara, so I thought a great way for me to bring up the whole women's underwear thing after I shot her down the prior week was to say something like:
Hey babe, so we got a wedding to go to next week and I think it'd be a good idea for me to try on some of your underwear so we can figure out which pair I should wear to the wedding.
So I did say something like the above, and she was FLOORED. At first she had no reaction. You could tell she was shocked to the point that she could not react. She was paralyzed. When she realized I was serious she bolted to her underwear drawer! I put on a couple different pairs of underwear and modeled them for her (not in feminine poses for those of you that are curious). They were both like a violet/magenta color. One of them she said was "boyfriend underwear" from Victoria's Secret that she usually wears when she is on her period. She though it'd be good to start with that one because it gives my man-parts better support. I did express my concern that I probably was not going to be able to get the underwear on, but I was wrong. I got the boyfriend underwear on with no problem. She liked it, but I didn't. It just was not bold enough, y'know?
She then gave me something more womanly. It was lace type of underwear (lol). It was not a g-string. Just a regular underwear, maybe a thong? I sometimes can't tell the difference. I put the underwear on and, to my surprise, I got them to fit. I was popping out from the sides, but with some adjusting I was at least able to keep the underwear centered so that I popped out only a little bit and evenly on both sides. I modeled them for her and she loved it. I have her a full 360 spin and she though I just leave them on for the rest of the day, so I did.
I gotta be honest... I wanted to appear as confident as possible when I was in her underwear (I wanted to model the underwear for her sort of stoically; not shyly), but you can't help but feel a little... vulnerable (if that's the best word) while she eyeballs you in her tiny lace underwear.
There was a little more to what happened that evening after I wore her underwear, but I'm not going to go there. Instead I will write about my experience the following week where I wore her underwear the whole day, under my suit, at her friend's wedding! But I'll write about that tomorrow...
Have any of you partaken in anything like this?


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