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  • rosabella20
    Junior Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 1

    How to have an erotic dream tonight

    If want an erotic dream tonight do the following:

    Say This Out Loud Before You Go To Sleep:

    "I WISH TO PLAY SQUIRT COUNTRY."

    Then go to sleep...

    And watch what happens...
  • Autumn
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 122

    LOLLLL Are you for real??

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    • byutifol_nytmare
      Member
      • Mar 2008
      • 27

      ok i will try it tonight and let you know if it worked LOL hahaha this is funny

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      • Autumn
        Senior Member
        • Jan 2008
        • 122

        Haha, me too! You've just got to haven't you?!

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        • CHANDLERS WISH
          • Mar 2008
          • 22440

          I'm a Gemini i hate reading words slowly, but your comments just made me do so, mmmm.


          Great to laugh first thing in the morning..... I will remember that one.

          PUT A LITTLE 'LIKE' IN MY SOUL!

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          • SinisterUrge
            Veteran Member
            • Feb 2008
            • 370

            LOL! at least it doesn't cost anything.

            (predicts nightmares of being eaten by cannibal hillbillies that scream at him in French)

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            • Autumn
              Senior Member
              • Jan 2008
              • 122

              I bet we'll all have some kind of sexy dream because it's what we'll be thinking of and waiting for.

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              • CHANDLERS WISH
                • Mar 2008
                • 22440



                It's a good one if you read it and it's almost time for bed.... Can help your mind wander.... funny.

                It's 9am in the morning here, but then, i dream all day and all night, lust will do that to you, lucky it doesn't affect my work...

                PUT A LITTLE 'LIKE' IN MY SOUL!

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                • Little
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 4329

                  SinisterUrge - the French word for hillbillies/rednecks is "pluc(s)." Pretty sure it's a Canadian word ... since I don't think the Appalachians extend to France ;D
                  This is completely crazy ... googled it to see if it was some 4chan joke, but all I found was the same post on other forums.
                  Oh, the power of the Internet.
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                  • MissGoddess
                    Member
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 62

                    Haha.. Look at all the people wanting have erotic dreams tonight..
                    You freaks!! :P
                    Bah, who am I to be talking..
                    "I wish to play squirt country.."
                    -goes to bed-
                    Night, everyone!

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