What do you use to clean up after sex?

[muffin70]

our bathroom is quite small and the shower is over the bath, so I doubt there will be any 'action' in the shower in the foreseeable future.... We did try it in a spa bath in a motel once last year and as I was about to cum she moved away and said "I don't want any of that on me".... so I don't think there will be any compromise on her part unfortunately

[Teriya]

Is good to have tissues somewhere around your bed. And after the first cleaning we just go to toilet and wash yourself

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[Texasred]

I know this is an old thread, but...
no matter where we are, there's always a bandana in my pants pocket, and the soft cotton is perfect for cleanup of delicate areas. No matter how spontaneous the sex might be, there's always time to put the bandana within reach, whether that's on a bedside stand, on a seatback in a car, or on the kitchen counter... :-)
And on a related note: aren't cold granite counter tops the worst mood killers? It never seemed like Formica was that cold?

[Texasred]

our bathroom is quite small and the shower is over the bath, so I doubt there will be any 'action' in the shower in the foreseeable future.... We did try it in a spa bath in a motel once last year and as I was about to cum she moved away and said "I don't want any of that on me".... so I don't think there will be any compromise on her part unfortunately

Doesn't that seem odd, as if she has a phobia about it? I mean, it's a natural substance, and she's the one bringing it about! :-)
My wife will sometimes joke about the "reminder" she will sometimes get an hour or so after weve had sex...

[muffin70]

Doesn't that seem odd, as if she has a phobia about it? I mean, it's a natural substance, and she's the one bringing it about! :-)
My wife will sometimes joke about the "reminder" she will sometimes get an hour or so after weve had sex...

I don't know what it is about cum that she doesn't like.... she did say many years ago she was giving a guy a BJ and he climaxed in her mouth and she said it was disgusting and almost made her vomit.... she really likes the feeling of me releasing my load inside her I think...

[Texasred]

Well there's nothing wrong with that!
:-))

[dk4733]

Hey guys, new to the forums. My buddy and I are engineers. We are working on a device that makes post sex cleanup for women easy and quick. The device would be portable and simple to use. The concept started after my wife and I have had our own blunders with cleanup and leakage. Ladies, would you use something like this? Just need some motivation to build this thing

[Texasred]

A "device?" Really? Memo to engineers: Kleenex already exists! :-)

[dk4733]

Haha good point. Kleenex will always be the first thing I'm sure women will reach for. We came up with a tampon like insert that suctions out the semen. So clean ups are easier, quicker, and cleaner!

[Texasred]

Sounds interesting. Need beta testers? :-)

[WaveRider]

Sex ain't rocket science. It's so easy that cavemen & cavewomen can do it.

My ex-g/f loves cum. When I cum on her, she rubs it in. She loves playing with it. On the rare occasions that I cum in her mouth, she'll almost always swallow. When I cum inside of her, she puts her hand under her vajayjay until she reaches the toilet. Women always pee after their men cum inside of them to prevent bladder infections.

Other women I've banged have had no versions to cum. But I've never been with a woman like my ex-g/f. While she doesn't want me to cum in her hair, if some lands topside, she'll never become upset. And she loves facials. She has told me more than a few years ago that she has a fantasy of being covered with cum.

The point is don't overthink this. If your dude cums on you, rub it in and let him watch. If you're worried about getting knocked up, finish him with head. My ex-g/f told me that when she was vulnerable to knocking up, she'd finish her boyfriends with blow jobs. It worked for her because she was hyper sexually active and avoided baby bumps.

[dk4733]

Texasred I'll message you when we get to that stage haha

[Texasred]

Hey, most of my life I've been a development engineer! Vehicles, though: from M60 tanks to Ford pickups, to Corvettes. Closest thing to this, though, was Peterbilts, LOL!

[easygoing]

We've used Kleenex successfully for 50 years

[Zeus_66]

Husband responding here.... Most of the time, we use my mouth and tongue to clean my wife up. That is, after intercourse/ejaculation, I go down on my wife, eat her creampie, and lick her squeaky clean. It also leads to her usually having two or three more orgasms and round 2 within 10-15 minutes.