[anonymouswhitefemale]

Oh, and separately, I forgot:

Past experience with a gold digger? Sort of, I guess. I was talking to this really hot girl at a party, she was saying how I looked like Johny Depp and stuff.... Then it turned out she'd heard who I was, and hence knew about my at-the-time lucrative endeavours.... Which instantly meant I didn't care to talk to her any more.. She'd approached me based on the assumption that she had something to gain - bad form....

Even if her form was exquisite... , I should've just shagged her anyways, oh well, live and learn.

[jonny]

Well, this is probably one of the first reasons why you haven't got laid yet. Go to bars, and drink. You'll feel a bit more confident in talking to women, and some drunk women might start sleazing all over you - it's win win.

I don't drink. It's just nasty.

So that is out of the question.

That and I don't find it cute when people are drunk.

You're reading too deeply into it. We're talking about losing your virginity here, not finding a wife. If you can fool some gold digger into a shag because they think you have money, that's a score. Obviously you wouldn't even WANT to marry them. You're not going to marry the first woman you meet (at least, you shouldn't), so you have to start somewhere and build up from there. A one night stand or something is probably a start to doing that. Hell, to be honest, I think you'd benefit from getting an actual hooker, and just getting it out of the way. The fact that you will have done it will resound around the rest of your life, make you more confident etc.

I could never get a hooker. I don't want an std.

And even worse, what if I got arrested?

That and it isn't easy to fool someone into thinking you have money.

What am i suppose to do? Find someone with a big house, and try to get the chick into it?

I'm with you there... except I'm good at everything I try, pretty much without exception, however in the things I find enjoyable they're always small sectors with too many people already in them, and no room for people without experience.

Well i'm not very good at much of anything.

[anonymouswhitefemale]

I don't drink. It's just nasty.

So that is out of the question.

That and I don't find it cute when people are drunk.-

BOooooooooring. Sure, drunk people are annoying - when you're sober. When you're drunk too, it's all fun and games. And if you don't drink, how do you know it's nasty? And how do you expect to meet women if you don't even go out?

I could never get a hooker. I don't want an std.

And even worse, what if I got arrested?

Use a condom? Find a hooker who looks like she's just set up shop? As for getting arrested, come on, in the real world everyone breaks laws every now and again. Just say you were looking for your lost change with your penis or something, it'd be fine.

That and it isn't easy to fool someone into thinking you have money.

What am i suppose to do? Find someone with a big house, and try to get the chick into it?

Yes, it is easy, because the women that love money are fools. Wear a shirt, pretend to phone someone and be important, and take them to the bar to get them a drink and have your overdraft in cash in your wallet (believe me, they'll be looking). Job done.

Well i'm not very good at much of anything.

well, you're pretty good at feeling sorry for yourself and not thinking about the advice offered to you....

[jonny]

BOooooooooring. Sure, drunk people are annoying - when you're sober. When you're drunk too, it's all fun and games. And if you don't drink, how do you know it's nasty? And how do you expect to meet women if you don't even go out?

I have tasted some drinks and all of them tasted terrible.

There is no way I could finish a can of beer without vomiting it all up.

Tastes like somebody ed in grape juice.

Use a condom? Find a hooker who looks like she's just set up shop? As for getting arrested, come on, in the real world everyone breaks laws every now and again. Just say you were looking for your lost change with your penis or something, it'd be fine.

Condoms were made to prevent getting someone pregnant. Not to stop herpes.

That and not everyone breaks the law. I know I don't.

Yes, it is easy, because the women that love money are fools. Wear a shirt, pretend to phone someone and be important, and take them to the bar to get them a drink and have your overdraft in cash in your wallet (believe me, they'll be looking). Job done.

I guess i'm not trained at trying to trick people.

I guess I need to read a book on how to fool women into sleeping with me.

[anonymouswhitefemale]

I have tasted some drinks and all of them tasted terrible.

There is no way I could finish a can of beer without vomiting it all up.

Tastes like somebody ed in grape juice.

It's something called an aquired taste. Like coffee. Anyway, I'm not too hot on beer, but there's always rum and coke, spirits, tails, wine, nice beers etc. Seems like a lame reason NOT to go somewhere where theres girls losing their inhibitions. Well, you're viginity is your busniess I suppose.

Condoms were made to prevent getting someone pregnant. Not to stop herpes.

Well, they DO stop most STDs... I'm not exactly sure if there's some that they don't protect against, I guess crabs or something? Dunno.

That and not everyone breaks the law. I know I don't.

C'mon, sure you do, and if you don't - you're not having enough fun!

I guess i'm not trained at trying to trick people.

I guess I need to read a book on how to fool women into sleeping with me.

You don't need training, just think about it a little. And also, you could look into setting up hypnotic "anchors" to increase a womans....suggestability. Although this is getting a bit more like rape and a bit less morally acceptable. I sort of draw the line at genuinely manipulating the way someones mind works haha.

(but read up on emotional anchors, it's pretty interesting stuff)

[jonny]

It's something called an aquired taste. Like coffee. Anyway, I'm not too hot on beer, but there's always rum and coke, spirits, tails, wine, nice beers etc. Seems like a lame reason NOT to go somewhere where theres girls losing their inhibitions. Well, you're viginity is your busniess I suppose.

I have tasted rum and vodka. It was awful. Espically rum. I couldn't desibe the flavor. But nothing has ever tasted that bad.

Well, they DO stop most STDs... I'm not exactly sure if there's some that they don't protect against, I guess crabs or something? Dunno.

I just don't wanna bang someone who has had 400 or 500 partners.

20 or 30 is one thing. But half a thousand is another.

That and hookers don't kiss. I'd like to have a full experience.

C'mon, sure you do, and if you don't - you're not having enough fun!

Uhhhhh.....Sometimes I go over the speed limit. -_-

You don't need training, just think about it a little. And also, you could look into setting up hypnotic "anchors" to increase a womans....suggestability. Although this is getting a bit more like rape and a bit less morally acceptable. I sort of draw the line at genuinely manipulating the way someones mind works haha.

(but read up on emotional anchors, it's pretty interesting stuff)

WTF????? Rape?

Your getting kinda scary.

[anonymouswhitefemale]

Obviously I don't believe in rape. I was in fact saying that a psychological method of manipulation (emotional anchors) was probably too close to rape to use with a clear concience.

[jonny]

Well I do agree. Even if I don't quite know what an emotional anchor is.

I already disagree with it. lol

[CHANDLERS WISH]

Obviously I don't believe in rape. I was in fact saying that a psychological method of manipulation (emotional anchors) was probably too close to rape to use with a clear concience.

Anon, now that's just not fair...

Phsycology on a woman, emotional manipulation to get what you want?

How could you.

And, then walk away with a clear concience afterwards.

Shame on you..

CW

[anonymouswhitefemale]

I said that I don't use it... Well, I set up a sexual emotional anchor on my ex, so that I could make her horny just by squeezing her wrist, but that was all in good fun - and it wasn't 100% effective obviously. But it's funny how it works - basically, get someone to talk about the most erotic thing that happened to them, or their favourite fantasy, or during an orgasm or something, and do something unique, physically, like gripping their wrist in your hand. Do this a few times, subtly, then when you squeeze their wrist (or whatever else the anchor was) and all those thoughts and feelings come flooding back and make your subjects mood alter.

But yeah, anyway, I said that it was a bit unfair...