[iLOVEcrayons]

i feel dumb asking but how is it done?

i mean it'll be my 1st time and i really have no clue what to do..

im scared i wont do it right and the guy will laugh at me..

can anyone give me pointers or something.. i'd really appreciate it!

[CC22]

Trust me you won't do it wrong. I was the same way. thought I was going to do it wrong but I suprised myself. My ex said I was the best. Just go up and down and lick. He'll tell you what he likes and doesn't. I hope that helps a little bit. I'm sure someone here can you give you more help that I did. (LOL)

[SorridLives]

(Disclaimer- for those over 18 years of age) Start out thinking it is a tasty lollipop or popcycle....then suck a little up and down, repeatedly.

[CC22]

That's pretty much how you do it.

[anonymouswhitefemale]

Do a search on this website for blowjob techniques, there's been at least a few threads about it.

Or go and find some porn, it'll give you an idea.

[Little]

Constant rhythm, movement, lubrication. Use your hand below your mouth and keep them doing the same thing at the same time.
And don't forget the boys below; you've got two hands.
Do everything in your power to make it "overwhelming."

[CC22]

Some guys don't like that but than some guys do. My bf hated when I did that. Good luck with it.

[SorridLives]

That's pretty much how you do it.

Yes, that was my condensed version of the instructions for *beginners*! LOL

[SorridLives]

Constant rhythm, movement, lubrication. Use your hand below your mouth and keep them doing the same thing at the same time.
And don't forget the boys below; you've got two hands.
Do everything in your power to make it "overwhelming."

I agree. Sounds good...but my husband is one who really doesn't care for the boys below thing. He doesn't hate it....just is "too sensitive" there.

[SinisterUrge]

oral and handjobs (which tend to run together more often than not) allow for a lot more creativity than any other sexual act. where to begin?

Balls: Some guys like 'em licked, some guys like 'em sucked. If this is your first time you could easily kill a few hours just playing around with his huevos rancheros. Get some baby oil and get in there with your hands. (Let us know which one is larger than the other). If his tastes run towards the aggressive he may enjoy you pulling them (if only a little). After you've had some experience with this guy you'll know when he's about to pop and a good tug or even squeezing them may back him off enough to keep going a few minutes more (after 25 minutes or so of this he'll be ready to give you his car, his kidney, and anything else you could possibly want just to let him finish).

Some guys HATE their jewels being rubbed, licked, or stimulated in any way. These people are called 'killjoys'. A very small percentage of guys even like being slapped, punched, or even kicked in the fruits. These people are called 'masochists' and usually end-up paying a good sum of money on a monthly basis to a woman with the first name of 'Mistress'. Fun to have at parties but sex may be more disturbing with these people than with some other guy.

Taint (aka; gooch, grundle, no-man's land): The space 'tween the nuts and the tailpipe. Being located just under the prostate most people have a good reaction to rubbing this area with your thumb or a knuckle. Guys used to anal-play will likey find this rather lacking as the prostate is far more sensitive from inside.

Shaft: Topside is generally less sensitive than the bottom side. This is where the majority of a handjob's work is focused. The simple formula of wrapping your hand around it (smaller guys you'll will make do with three fingers, really large guys can accomodate both hands) and working your forearm in a short up/down movement is the very basic technique (don't forget a lube! baby oil is good & cheap, but you may want something with some more flavor. chocolate syrup is always good).

Beyond the fist technique, try using just your fingertips or nails (lightly!). Start at the base of the shaft and work your way over and around instead of just up&down. Chances are good that he's only been doing the one method his whole life and will enjoy your change of pace. Your wrists and fingers allow for a nearly infinite number of possible movements you can do to his unit.

As for oral and the shaft, licking is good. scraping your teeth is a 50/50 maneuver (equally loved and hated by guys). If you can deepthroat (or he's on the small side) you can get some serious suction going.

Frenum: Located on the underside of the shaft below the cleft in the glans (head) the fenum is probably the most sensistive area of the penis (if the penis were a vagina the frenum is the clit). Once you've got your mouth over the unit flick your tongue on this spot (go in circles, draw the alphabet, etc). This is a popular spot to get pierced as it increases sensation.

Head (aka. glans, helmet, knob): responds equally well to hands and tongue. Otherwise it doesn't really do much of anything. On a flaccid penis its not even terribly sensitive (if he has trouble 'rising to the occassion' get some lube on your hands and rub the head with your thumb & 1st two fingers in the universal sign of money).

Urethra: Do to the fragile nature of the area, guys who like Urethral stimulation (catheters, sounding rods, etc) I will direct to a professional. DO NOT try sticking anything down there.

Semen: Its sticky, looks like cloudy egg whites, smells somewhat like bleach and has a taste so far unreplicated by any foodstuff you can buy in a store. You'll probably hate it, some people love it (Like one friend who will rub it all over her face and into her hair so she can smell and taste her man hours later).

Anyway, that should be enough to get you started.