[Guest]

Hmmm, thats right, maybe a pat down would work better..

[WildChild]

Ever seen Mel Brook's History of the World?

[Texinator]

Yup, there is a difference between a regular erection and one where it feels like you've got a Louisville Slugger between your legs, and pulling out the tape measure is among the last things on my mind when I've got the latter going on.

[Guest]

Ever seen Mel Brook's History of the World?

Hmmm doesn't ring a bell with me..

[kristalyn_04]

Yup, there is a difference between a regular erection and one where it feels like you've got a Louisville Slugger between your legs, and pulling out the tape measure is among the last things on my mind when I've got the latter going on.

...which seems to be quite often.

[Texinator]

Hmmm doesn't ring a bell with me..

"It's good to be the king!"

...which seems to be quite often.

How would you know?! Sounds like I'm going to have to start covering up my windows better.

[kristalyn_04]

How would you know?! Sounds like I'm going to have to start covering up my windows better.

LOL I know because many of your remarks seem to come straight your other "head"! LMAO

[jns]

omg why are there so many threads on this? WHO CARES? I don't.

Same reason we have 1,028,3017 threads on breast size.

We obviously need a sticky penis thread for questions and comments about penis size and a sticky breast thread for questions and comments about breast size.

[stressed]

It's not the size you have, it's the angle you use it. Will men ever learn...

[Texinator]

We obviously need a sticky penis thread

Only if we can have some wet vagina threads as well.

Sorry, couldn't resist.