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Not sure... I bought one for a friend of ours as a joke and revenge, he was sooo mad when he found it, but it was absolutely hilarious and I laughed for days. I still laugh thinking about his expression when he found it. Needless to say, I'm the one who ended up with it. It's in a box in my garage if anybody wants it. LOL It's a flight attendant. Some people are no fun.
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I wonder if that can be added to my payback thread...lolNot sure... I bought one for a friend of ours as a joke and revenge, he was sooo mad when he found it, but it was absolutely hilarious and I laughed for days. I still laugh thinking about his expression when he found it. Needless to say, I'm the one who ended up with it. It's in a box in my garage if anybody wants it. LOL It's a flight attendant. Some people are no fun.
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Your thread made me dig into my naughty box hidden in the closet and pull out my duckie - not unlike the rabbit... it has a dildo with rotating, pulsating head, pearl like beads in the center that rotate (clockwise anddd counterclockwise) around as well and then a little hot pink duckie that vibrates on 3 different speeds aimed at the clitoris. I dig it out once every few months -- its way too many bells and whistles for just a typical releasey kind of masturbation session.
But whoa. I get myself into doggie position on my bed and let the handle rest on a pillow so that I am hands free while it does its thing to all areas, I close my eyes, I don't even have to try, move, think dirty - it pulls an orgasm out of me in about 30 seconds before I even full get to appreciate it lol.
It makes me lightheaded and dizzy and weak and it only see's the light of day when I am either feeling extraordinarily frisky, or havn't been feeling frisky at all (rare) just to "make" things happen for me.
Ever since meeting my boyfriend, I prefer his penis to anything under the sun, and the orgasms he gives me with his mouth, fingers and member or just masturbating in front of him. But Sex toys do have their place.
I am totally hypocrite when it comes to toys though, like I don't think dildo's are creepy. I think they are awesome. I think those Butt /vagina / partial torso things for guys are crazy creepy for some reason.
Maybe its because girl dildos are all glittery and harmless looking and the men ones look like jeffrey dahmer or someone like that made them :OScars remind us of where we've been...they don't have to dictate where we're going.Comment
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Oh - you make me laugh HD!!! I feel the same way about guy toys, they definitely are not as pretty as girl ones!I am totally hypocrite when it comes to toys though, like I don't think dildo's are creepy. I think they are awesome. I think those Butt /vagina / partial torso things for guys are crazy creepy for some reason.
Maybe its because girl dildos are all glittery and harmless looking and the men ones look like jeffrey dahmer or someone like that made them :OComment
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