[caster]

Every year I buy my wife a new toy or two for Chrsitmas, some she likes some not. So over the years we've created a collection of sorts that she'll never use again. What to do with them?
My idea was to package them up and send them to the old folks home, batteries included. The one her grandfather was in had a lot of women and I don't think the activity bus would be stopping for them at the sex shop store. There's not one close by anyway.

Wife thinks I'm nuts and should just throw them away, I actually get a smile just thinking of all those nice older women enjoying themselves.
Sexual health is important too.

[caster]

I could imagine the workers walking down the hall hearing, brrrr, wrrrr, riiiiggg, zinggg, brrrrr.... as they pass each door. And a bunch of happy smiling patrons in the activity room afterward.

Sounds like a reasonable idea though, the used part not so sure of. Although most are plastic and can be sterilized, the silicone and rubber ones... ???
I may ask the director if I see her again. Asking people stuff like this doesn't embarrass me in the least.

[WildChild]

Great idea I think. You don't want a toy that can't be sterilized anyway. I understand the nursing homes can be rather, ummm, active places in some ways.

[Guest]

Wow! If you've got the cahonas to do that, then I say go for it!

You might approach the senior center mgmt. about it first. Showing up on the door step with a box of toys might not be such a good idea.

[waya]

There are actually places that recycle used toys. I found a link to one or two on the goodvibes site and I think one of them actually gave a store credit for recycling them But I don't think I'd be comfortable taking a stranger's used toy lol.

[lilmissdirty]

Id be tempted to leave them in random conspicuous places around town....

[Texasred]

Showing up on the door step with a box of toys might not be such a good idea.

Unless you're dressed like Santa Claus!
lol

[kristalyn_04]

that... is... HILARIOUS!

ROFLMAO