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*Shakes head at OG....*
On another note - for you Miss CW, they were talking about this on the radio this morning.
A Week of Sex Excuses
Sunday:
Sex: We better do it now, since we start work tomorrow.
No Sex: I've really got to clean up all these liquor bottles from last night.
Monday:
Sex: My week's getting off to a really rough start. Speaking of getting off ...
No Sex: Ummmm ... it's Monday, so obviously I have to make toaster oven s'mores and paint my toenails, which is probably going to take up my whole night.
Tuesday:
Sex: I heard people never have sex on Tuesdays, we should prove them wrong.
No Sex: I believe their findings are correct.
Wednesday:
Sex: It's hump day, baby!
No Sex: Please, never say that again.
Thursday:
Sex: Hey, my sex hormones are out of control.
No Sex: Didn't we just do it? It seems like we did.
Friday:
Sex: That party was great, I had soooo many margaritas.
No Sex: You smell like my high-school art teacher. The one who got fired for being a drunk.
Saturday:
Sex: You know, we've got nothing to do all day, and there's nobody around ...
No Sex: Oh, did I forget to tell you, I signed us up for a bird-watching tour of the wetlands. Ha. Ha.Comment
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OH-THERE-YOU-ARE...will you marry me in my next life...? SIIIIGH ! Perhaps CW will be my bride's maid...?
LIVELAUGHANDLOVE...you scare me ....
C'mon guys, stop bashing your wits as personality makes a difference also... I don't mind a dutch treat and even to pay full price should circumstances prevail...
I don't know many lines you awesome studs use but I looked for a mature and reasonably sensible jock to date when I was in college and the only line he tossed at me was that he had no time for a relationship or commitment because of his studies... I even paid for our meals a few times and we never went beyond kissing...
Now, we are married with twin girls and have a beautiful comforting family and home and careers...
Sorry guys...CW has the blueprint and it seems some of you studs have yet to learn how to read them...
Sandra_doesLast edited by CHANDLERS WISH; 09-06-2009, 12:52 PM.Comment
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