Not to sound like an old man. But I am so whatever. But **** you kids have it too easy nowadays. I spent almost a decade in all kinds of lifestyles, swinging, BDSM, being the other guy in all kinds of couples open relationships, being the other guy for couples who wanted a guy for threesomes, juggling an endless string of friends with benefits, everything but a normal relationship from like 2003 through the end of 2011.
But in my day you had to work at it and put effort into it. You had to go one websites like Alt and Adultfriendfinder and Collarme and Fetlife and fill out profiles and comb through profiles and write a coherent pick up message to somebody, talk with them, get to know them and build some sexual chemistry a little, set a time and place to meet up with them and have drinks and then go back to your place of hers. Or you had to get invited to a sex party of BDSM club or whatever and meet people and connect with them in person. Or you had to hit on girls in person in a bar and flirt with them and still stay sober enough to be able to drive home and hook up.
You kids nowadays all you gotta do is swipe this way and swipe that way. No effort. No investment. No attention span. My god the trouble I would have gotten my crazy *** into if they had Tinder back in my day. I'd probably be buried in a hole in the desert somewhere. Appreciate how easy you have it now because the previous generations had to put real work into finding other freaky people and getting their freak on.
But in my day you had to work at it and put effort into it. You had to go one websites like Alt and Adultfriendfinder and Collarme and Fetlife and fill out profiles and comb through profiles and write a coherent pick up message to somebody, talk with them, get to know them and build some sexual chemistry a little, set a time and place to meet up with them and have drinks and then go back to your place of hers. Or you had to get invited to a sex party of BDSM club or whatever and meet people and connect with them in person. Or you had to hit on girls in person in a bar and flirt with them and still stay sober enough to be able to drive home and hook up.
You kids nowadays all you gotta do is swipe this way and swipe that way. No effort. No investment. No attention span. My god the trouble I would have gotten my crazy *** into if they had Tinder back in my day. I'd probably be buried in a hole in the desert somewhere. Appreciate how easy you have it now because the previous generations had to put real work into finding other freaky people and getting their freak on.
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