[Elena_EvilEye]

Be prepared for a long story.

I've had a bad day today firstly I was late for work as I woke up late and felt very tired and I was meant to be opening the shop this morning I basically rushed getting ready for work and I didn't have time to eat breakfast or put on my makeup. Not exactly the best way to start off your day being tired, hungry and not looking your best, didn't exactly help that as I got out of my car and ran towards the shop I tripped over and fell over (**** high heels). Also it was pretty busy so I had no time to laze around and have a quick snooze.

So me and hubby come back home from our respective jobs, I make our dinner and then we went off to do our own thing.I was reading a book in the living room () while he was surfing the web on the dining table. He called me over saying he had something to show me on the laptop so I went over and leaned over to view the laptop (I did not sit down which was my mistake) he then left my presence and I was viewing some article on the guardian website then out of nowhere he slapped my butt and he slapped it really HARD and powerfully to which I let out a loud scream in pain. He then pied me and he did it with some force which floored me which hurt my bum even more. So I was on the floor with cream all over my face and a bum that is absolutely killing me with pain.

I cannot describe how much my bum was hurting it had that real stinging sensation and I was wearing short shorts intended for house wear which meant my bum basically had no protection. It hurt so much that I started crying. At first my hubby was laughing getting his pleasure from executing his prank correctly (he did the prank in revenge for me hitting his balls a week ago which hurt for him and his cute face turned red) then when he realized I was crying and in pain he dropped the laughter, helped me back up and washed the cream off my face. When I regained myself I punched him as hard as I could on the chest and my hand just bounced off his chest (I am no match for him physically) I was ****ed at him.

There is a big red mark on my bum especially on my left cheek. For the past few hours I have been sitting on Ice packs to ease the pain but it still is stinging and I think it will still sting in the morning. Don't worry I have forgiven hubby since he apologized and did his sweet-talk and charm which I am a sucker for. But I told him he's still sleeping on the couch tonight and I think I'm gonna be out of action in the bedroom for a few days. This is not the first time he has pranked me or we have had prank wars.

I wonder how should I get my revenge or should I even go for revenge? Have you ever been pranked by your partner?

[jns]

If you really want a revenge prank, remember it is a dish best served cold. Let him worry about you getting back at him for a long time. Even boost his anxiety with a hinting remark that could be taken several ways. Then strike when he has totally forgotten.

It sounds like your husband doesn't know how to prank without hurting you. I think he was over the top.

[jen1447]

Punch him in the balls, and then don't comfort him after.

[Something_Awesome]

That prank he pulled on you is an old prank. I'm personally not a fan because the butt smack is supposed to be super hard. It just compliments the pie in the face better. At least you know he loves you. When you're guy pranks you, that's when you know he is madly in love with you. Trust me on this. If we don't mess with you, if we don't play with you, we don't love you. It's hard to come up with a prank that matches the violence of his though.

One way to get payback:

If he sleeps with his mouth open and you have great ninja skills you can put something super spicy in his mouth (I mean off the wall spicy). It will hurt him real bad and you don't need to be violent in the process. You could also do something like that by putting it in his favorite food. I think that if you can do it while he's sleeping it would be much better. Also, set a glass of habanero sauce in a dark container and be like "omfg babe drink this" after he wakes up from what you put in his mouth while he was sleeping. In a dark setting, and with a dark container, you can make him think the habanero sauce is water. So when he chugs the sauce it will just compound with whatever you put in his mouth.

Also, JNS is right about revenge being served cold. Wait this one out.

[Elena_EvilEye]

If you really want a revenge prank, remember it is a dish best served cold. Let him worry about you getting back at him for a long time. Even boost his anxiety with a hinting remark that could be taken several ways. Then strike when he has totally forgotten.

It sounds like your husband doesn't know how to prank without hurting you. I think he was over the top.

I did tell him I forgive you but I'm not forgetting this so that was my hint, I made him sleep on the couch for once I had the entire bed to myself. My bum still has that stinging sensation though not as much as yesterday and when I walk my bum's left cheek still hurts a bit like when I woke up and went to the loo I was like "OW" and my left cheek still has that red mark. I was planning on playing some golf today but the bending over and walking will hurt so I decided to stay in today and get back to reading Wuthering Heights (by Emily Bronte)

My hubby really does feel bad for hurting me and he's trying to atone for it by getting things for me,doing my chores for me, putting the ice pack on my bum, putting his arm round me, kissing my neck and comforting me which is really sweet and cheers me up but I said to him today "I'm still out of action so no love making today" as every time he performs a prank on me we end up having sex to cheer me up.

SA- He's performed a few pranks on me before especially when we were at uni. For example one time I was sleeping he then pulled over the covers and then started spraying his water gun all over me the first shot hit my bum (as usual). I do like it when we fool around and do pranks (eventhough I'm usually the prime victim of pranks) and you're right it shows he's still madly in love with me even after 14 years together and 8 years of marriage. My only problem is he could've done it in way that didn't mean nearly destroying my bum which btw is his favorite part of my body. Also the habanero sauce idea sounds nice I might consider it, I was thinking of putting vaseline on his car door handles and car steering wheel.

Keep the ideas coming people.

[Something_Awesome]

See, told you he really loves you (but you really didn't need me to tell you that).

The vaseline thing does not hurt, that's the thing. If you want to do the hot sauce thing, you want to put something spicy in his mouth first, and have him wash it down with the habanero. You can get some wasabi and put a huge chunk of it on the end of a toothpick and slip it into his mouth (this will work great because the wasabi is sticky and the toothpick is thin). When he wakes up you can say "Haha, got you" and then follow up by saying "you're lucky I'm nice and feel bad for you so I brought you something to wash it down with." Boom. Habanero.

Do this!

[Elena_EvilEye]

I like the hot sauce idea, my hubby is one of those people who can't deal with spicy food. Whenever I make piri-piri chicken I have to tone down the spice for him so the hot sauce/wasbi/habanero prank is gonna be one that is gonna stick with him. Firstly I'm gonna have to wait a while so that he doesn't suspect and I rarely respond to my hubby's pranks but the ones when l do it is usually petty and unimaginative ones, most of the ones he has done to me have been physical or have scared me.

The best one I did was when I brought a woo-pee cushion to bed and sat on it to give the impression I was farting alot (I know alot of imagination there). At first I fooled him and he even said "must've been the piri-piri chicken... just go to the loo" but eventually he figured it out.

[Something_Awesome]

Your idea of what a prank is is hilarious. It's great that you're not very good at pranking, because that will just make him believe you more when you hand him the habanero sauce to drink. I wish there would be a spy cam for this!

[jen1447]

I wouldn't be anywhere near for a while after the spicy attack - that's actually alarmingly uncomfortable and he may lose his mind for a bit until he gets it settled. Even after that I don't think he'll be happy for a while. Guys don't like to be made to look foolish or not in control, and he'll look like both with the spice attack, in addition to the intense discomfort.

lol I sound like a fun governor.

[Something_Awesome]

Jen, you think he'd attack her? This guy would adore her for it. Look, for a woman, you know guys uncomfortably well, but you're not right in this instance. Elena's SO will be eating out the palm of her hand down the road for this. He will look back on it and say to himself how amazing she was for doing it. I know these types of guys. Deep down he is rooting for her to win. It's diabolical and sweet at the same time

Do it Elena!