[Explorer44]

I was surfing around tonight for something sexy to wear to surprise my man at our next date, and came across a product to dye the pubic hair purple....

Would you do this? Why or why not?

[CHANDLERS WISH]

purple you reckon

Well, no I wouldn't and now we're getting personal, but I am actually blonde, as you can see from my photo, my hair doesn't reflect that.

I have actually put the brush to my eyebrows for 2 minutes, wiping it off, when I've coloured my hair and my eyebrows match my hair, so all you've done is make me think of that little piece of blonde in me that perhaps I should consider doing the same to next time, in preparation of "my new boyfriend" when ever he arrives, well practice makes perfect

But, purple, I think if I was a guy? I would first be shocked, then laugh and maybe kill the mood. Planning on warning him?

Welcome to the Forum...

CW

[Explorer44]

purple you reckon

Well, no I wouldn't and now we're getting personal, but I am actually blonde, as you can see from my photo, my hair doesn't reflect that.

I have actually put the brush to my eyebrows for 2 minutes, wiping it off, when I've coloured my hair and my eyebrows match my hair, so all you've done is make me think of that little piece of blonde in me that perhaps I should consider doing the same to next time, in preparation of "my new boyfriend" when ever he arrives, well practice makes perfect

But, purple, I think if I was a guy? I would first be shocked, then laugh and maybe kill the mood. Planning on warning him?

Welcome to the Forum...

CW

Thanks CW..Yes, I'd never ever thought of doing that until I saw that movie Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay and one woman had the red white and blue.....I thought, how in the world....and WHY in the world...LOL


But then tonight I saw this product...I agree why purple????

The funniest thing I've ever seen is an ex boyfriend wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom...I laughed so hard I fell off of the bed. It looked like a light saber!

[CHANDLERS WISH]

lol, haha... See what I mean? Now that's something I may buy just so I can laugh...

Now look, they call those things all sorts of names, but I recently saw an email that had, like 10 " cats" and these pore feline creates, were coloured as all sorts of things ... to reflect their owners... $60k I heard to maintain over a couple of years I mean seriously?

Ok, well we dare you now to do it and come back and tell us how he handled it.

[Explorer44]

lol, haha... See what I mean? Now that's something I may buy just so I can laugh...

Now look, they call those things all sorts of names, but I recently saw an email that had, like 10 " cats" and these pore feline creates, were coloured as all sorts of things ... to reflect their owners... $60k I heard to maintain over a couple of years I mean seriously?

Ok, well we dare you now to do it and come back and tell us how he handled it.

HA, well, if you're DARING me......I'm game. I'll order it.....but I'll be laughing all night, I'm quite sure!

[WildChild]

The funniest thing I've ever seen is an ex boyfriend wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom...I laughed so hard I fell off of the bed. It looked like a light saber!

ROTFLMAF

This just made my day!
I think I would end up laughing entirely too much to continue, I can just imagine as he thrusts -- oh no. This is too too funny. Have to go get a tissue, my eyes are starting to water.

[caterpillar79]

Well, now at least you know...the FORCE is with him...*runs away. LMAO!

[CHANDLERS WISH]

LOL WC...

Maybe she should have had 3 D Glasses?

haha.

Okay, well you took the challenge, so I can't wait Explorer

[WildChild]

Oh no, I'm still laughing.
I've got to drive 30 mins pick up my son. Got to get a grip here.

[Explorer44]

I can assure you, I was literally gasping for breath.

He had gone into the bathroom to put it on, then of course, flicked off the lights and....out into the dark room floated the alien erection of a lifetime!!

Seriously, I fell off of the bed...the best was yet to come...in his attempt to climb onto the bed in a sexy manner, in the dark he 'stubbed' his penis on the bedboard....which just added to my howls of hilarity. Ever seen a limp light saber?

Neither had I.



Well I went back to the website to investigate further, and to my surprise they also have FUSCHIA, among other colors....

So I'm thinking that next Friday is wear pink for Breast Cancer Awareness at my office, and since my lover also works that, I thought I'd heat him up by telling him I'm wearing ALL pink today....he will of course think it's the lingerie I'm ordering, but of course....I'll really be ALL PINK...

Oh I'm so hoping I can keep a straight face...