[Texinator]

Nobody in their right mind cares about the size of any part of your anatomy.

If someone does care, they're superficial and not worth your time and effort.

End of discussion.

[kristalyn_04]

THANK YOU!!!

We've been trying to ingrain this into people's heads for as long as any of us have been on the forum, but to no avail. It's a bit frustrating to be honest.

[WildChild]

I've been threatening to merge all the boob and penis insecurity threads together. Then at least it could be entertaining.
W- " I know men all want women with bigger breasts than mine"
M - "No we don't, yours are great. But I know you will want a man with a bigger penis"
W-" Size doesn't matter, what we want is to be treated lovingly and with caring. But I know you are lying and really prefer huge boobs"
M- " No I don't like really big ones, especially if they aren't natural. But my penis is a tiny 6" and I know you'd rather have 15"
W- "I can't handle more than 6" or 7", you'd be the perfect size, if you liked to kiss and touch. You wouldn't want me because my boobs aren't 56MM"

Ad Nauseum

Guys you KNOW what Really gets us going! It's an oversized lifted truck with giant tires! That's what really does it for women. Especially if you live in the city in an apt or condo and work in an office! We have a sense of humor and laugh ourselves silly after you get around the corner. Its a dead give away. Thank you. All of you who wear your insecurities so unfront. Especially the man driving the lifted Hummer I see around the neighborhood, love that tow package, what are you planning to tow? The Dillon Dam?

[budd]

Great thread. This should be a sticky.

[CHANDLERS WISH]

Well Tex, thank you, now we have a thread we can copy and link in when anyone decides to start a thread from here on about the size of their breasts or penis And then we can close it

[WildChild]

Why not just merge them? Then we won't be cluttering things up with a bunch of closed threads. LOL

[CHANDLERS WISH]

Haha, expecting that many are you? Mmmm don't scare me.....

I can see it now, a thread, tex's link, a thread, tex's link, merge, a thread, tex's link, merge

LMAO that has now become your job, thanks for volunteering

[WildChild]

LOL
I shall become the Goddess of the Merger!
Hmmm Breast and Penis Merger Manager?

[CHANDLERS WISH]

hahahaha,

Stick to Goddess I am thinking

[JustHormonious]

WC - LOL The second title just sounds wroooooong! Who knows, there might be some money in it?