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  • katebazilevsky
    Member
    • Apr 2014
    • 11

    Sex at work or in a car, and men's hygiene.

    Some men offer women to have sex at work or in a car. Especially those who are married or have girlfriends. Maybe it's romantic, but there is a problem with hygiene.
    In offices men's bathrooms have urinals, and a man peeing while sitting on the toilet is traditionally viewed as a strange subject. However, next to the urinals there is no toilet paper. Therefore, after peeing repeatedly during the work day, a man just flicks off drops from his penis, and gets at least 20-25 drops of urine in his underwear. Such an amount per day is absorbed not only by underwear, but by his pants and, therefore, all that and all those who surround him. Because men like to put their hands in their trouser pockets, which by the end of the day absorb their urine. And, not only urine, as many men poop during the day too, especially if they eat fast foods, which cause indigestion and gas.
    It should also be noted that the whole work day a man “bathes” in urine and feces. Pubic hair and hairs on his legs enhance this effect by a lot. As a result, his clothes below the belt absorb the remains of his urine, feces, and odors. Therefore, after putting his hands in his pockets, and then sitting down on a chair at an office or in his car, or picking up documents (paper is very absorbent)-men, like it or not, distribute content and aromas everywhere after using the toilet. Including themselves, from head to toe because throughout the day any person repeatedly touches his face, hair, inside of nose, mouth, ears and so on.
    In the morning at the office, a man thinks that he is fresh and clean. But, this is not so because no matter how many showers he takes and changes his underwear, he still often puts on yesterday's or unwashed pants, and certainly sits in his car and on a desk chair, which for years has been absorbing urine, feces, gas, etc.
    So, it is especially “romantic” when a man offers to have sex with him at the office or in the car, and his proposals to have oral sex with him in these places sounds especially “touching.”

    Women, what do you think about this?
    Sincerely,
    Kate Bazilevsky, Director
    Human Population Academy
  • Patti-here
    Banned
    • Mar 2014
    • 2602

    Ewwwww...

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    • Motorguy
      Veteran Member
      • Mar 2014
      • 3921

      Originally posted by katebazilevsky
      Some men offer women to have sex at work or in a car. Especially those who are married or have girlfriends. Maybe it's romantic, but there is a problem with hygiene.
      In offices men's bathrooms have urinals, and a man peeing while sitting on the toilet is traditionally viewed as a strange subject. However, next to the urinals there is no toilet paper. Therefore, after peeing repeatedly during the work day, a man just flicks off drops from his penis, and gets at least 20-25 drops of urine in his underwear. Such an amount per day is absorbed not only by underwear, but by his pants and, therefore, all that and all those who surround him. Because men like to put their hands in their trouser pockets, which by the end of the day absorb their urine. And, not only urine, as many men poop during the day too, especially if they eat fast foods, which cause indigestion and gas.
      It should also be noted that the whole work day a man “bathes” in urine and feces. Pubic hair and hairs on his legs enhance this effect by a lot. As a result, his clothes below the belt absorb the remains of his urine, feces, and odors. Therefore, after putting his hands in his pockets, and then sitting down on a chair at an office or in his car, or picking up documents (paper is very absorbent)-men, like it or not, distribute content and aromas everywhere after using the toilet. Including themselves, from head to toe because throughout the day any person repeatedly touches his face, hair, inside of nose, mouth, ears and so on.
      In the morning at the office, a man thinks that he is fresh and clean. But, this is not so because no matter how many showers he takes and changes his underwear, he still often puts on yesterday's or unwashed pants, and certainly sits in his car and on a desk chair, which for years has been absorbing urine, feces, gas, etc.
      So, it is especially “romantic” when a man offers to have sex with him at the office or in the car, and his proposals to have oral sex with him in these places sounds especially “touching.”

      Women, what do you think about this?
      I like to be comfortable when having sex and doing it in the car does not seem very comfortable at all to me. Plus having sex with a co worker at work is really a good way to get your self fire unless you happen to be a owner or head CEO. Even more I really enjoy taking a shower before I am going to get into bed to have sex when i was working. But your right it's pretty gross to say the least that how many people real do this and how germs are being spread around it's yuck yuck.
      When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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      • Stillness
        WH Poster of the Month April 2017
        • Feb 2012
        • 3679

        I feel unclean now. Help me. What should I do? Shave my body hair? Pee sitting down? Stop wearing pants? I'm so lost.
        "Those sowing seed with tears
        Will reap with a joyful shout." - Psalm 126

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        • chaya
          Veteran Member
          • Sep 2010
          • 1819

          Women, what do you think about this?
          oushikuso
          sigpic
          Not thinking about anything is Zen. Once you know this, walking, sitting, or lying down, everything you do is Zen.
          ― Bodhidharma

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          • Stillness
            WH Poster of the Month April 2017
            • Feb 2012
            • 3679

            The filters are not chaya-proof.
            "Those sowing seed with tears
            Will reap with a joyful shout." - Psalm 126

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            • robinerikson
              Member
              • Mar 2014
              • 54

              Gross. Haha

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              • CHANDLERS WISH
                • Mar 2008
                • 22440

                Originally posted by Stillness
                The filters are not chaya-proof.
                OMG, I just googled that translation :P

                Science is good, and welcome to WH Kate.

                My fiancé never, ever, wears the same "pants" twice, they are in the wash.

                Thinking as well, how do you know women are that clean all of them? What if there isn't any loo paper? What if they had to squat out in the bushes?

                And, then those nuts. You know the ones at the bars these days, called beer nuts, ewe how many people don't wash their hands and take a handful of nuts.........

                No punt intended.

                PS: We have a lot of men on this Forum, luckily we aren't sexist either.

                Interesting stats, as you can see I just listed more but not just based on men.

                Chaya I'm still in shock
                Last edited by CHANDLERS WISH; 04-11-2014, 12:22 AM.
                PUT A LITTLE 'LIKE' IN MY SOUL!

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                • chaya
                  Veteran Member
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 1819

                  Sorry if I offended anyone, but she asked for my opinion. :-}
                  sigpic
                  Not thinking about anything is Zen. Once you know this, walking, sitting, or lying down, everything you do is Zen.
                  ― Bodhidharma

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                  • CHANDLERS WISH
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 22440

                    About time we saw that side of you
                    PUT A LITTLE 'LIKE' IN MY SOUL!

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