[Something_Awesome]

It's not a genre, it's a band. Endometriosis and the Ovaries. They open for EnUteros, I think.

This was flippin' hilarious btw.

[Something_Awesome]

Nah it's fine... I am going to open her bag when she takes a pee break or something on the way there. Problem solved!

[jen1447]

I think it's interesting, especially the play humping. Coincidence?

Don't worry too much Something, there are actually some very appropriate sized strapons that aren't hard to take. But who knows what she's really up to. lol - when you think about it, she may be going for just this type of psychological torment.

[Patti-here]

I don't think you have anything to worry about SA, we were only teasing

[Something_Awesome]

Ooooook... So you guys really have me doubting my GF's intentions right now... Lmao... I can snoop her online history and find out of she bought a strap on or something of the sort. Now that I think about it, and it's something she will do just for fun, not sexually, is she will "play hump" me

I am not elaborating beyond that.

[Patti-here]

Length and circumference silly.

LOL I know I'm at work so I'll be realistic, 6 1/2, 7L X 2 1/2C ?

[Motorguy]

Well I was trying to push the envelope with teasing him. SAGF's bringing it large!

Well 8'C Is the size of my forearm Jenn, I really think that would hurt the first time you think? That's going very large.

[jen1447]

Well I was trying to push the envelope with teasing him. SAGF's bringing it large!

[effy2014]

8C? Are you kidding? First time even? For S_A's sake, let's hope its no more than a 6....

[Motorguy]

We should start a forum pool on this ....I'm going with 12L x 8C. SAGF plays hardball!

You trying to put the whole tree trunk up there Jenn geez with that size that will rip him open lol.