[Something_Awesome]

Ooooook... So you guys really have me doubting my GF's intentions right now... Lmao... I can snoop her online history and find out of she bought a strap on or something of the sort. Now that I think about it, and it's something she will do just for fun, not sexually, is she will "play hump" me

I am not elaborating beyond that.

[Patti-here]

I don't think you have anything to worry about SA, we were only teasing

[jen1447]

I think it's interesting, especially the play humping. Coincidence?

Don't worry too much Something, there are actually some very appropriate sized strapons that aren't hard to take. But who knows what she's really up to. lol - when you think about it, she may be going for just this type of psychological torment.

[Something_Awesome]

Nah it's fine... I am going to open her bag when she takes a pee break or something on the way there. Problem solved!

[Something_Awesome]

It's not a genre, it's a band. Endometriosis and the Ovaries. They open for EnUteros, I think.

This was flippin' hilarious btw.

[Patti-here]

This was flippin' hilarious btw.

Yeah it was kinda cute S.A.

[Something_Awesome]

Motorguy, thanks for trying to clear up the prostate thing for me. It's still a mystery to me though and I still have no intentions on being penetrated!

Jen, the play hump we do is sort of a tease and a joke at the same time. It can often make me laugh to the point where i can't breathe and it will bring me to tears. She is hilarious when she does it

[jen1447]

How does she do it, stand you up against a wall or something? Free-standing hump? Face down in the sheets?

[Patti-here]

Yeah inquiring minds wanna know S.A.

[Something_Awesome]

Lmao missionary or face down. It sounds cheesy and immature but you gotta see it before you judge lol. She's really cute when she does it, and she immitates male stereotypes while humping.We do it more for a laugh.

If I lay on my back, her thrusting hits my balls, even if I have pants on lol... So what happens is I may try to close my legs because of it (as an involuntary reaction) or try to force her to "ease up" by trying to push her away. To an on-looker, my resistance would make this apparent role reversal even more convincing