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  • Patti-here
    Banned
    • Mar 2014
    • 2602

    Originally posted by jen1447
    There's some (nearly) fully clothed sex for ya. Just wish the guy wasn't wearing sneakers, wtf?
    all he's missing is black socks lol..

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    • Baboy
      Veteran Member
      • Aug 2012
      • 774

      Yesh, but Patti, until you mentioned it, the nekked butt aspect of it did not even occur to me. How could such a gross oversight occur? Have I totally lost it? Such an egregious error of judgment and revelation of bad character is seldom seen hereabouts.

      My guess that that admin is holding an emergency meeting as I type this. Banning might not be sufficient. A public flogging might be required.

      The 3 principles of sentencing are, generally: (1) deterrence of the offender; (2) general deterrence - the punishment should send a message to the public in general that such conduct will not be tolerated; (3) rehabilitation of the offender.

      Banning me will deter me. The public flogging will send a clear message to like-minded individuals. Sometimes a harsh sentence is not meted out, the theory being - especially in the case of younger offenders with no previous record or a limited record of offending - that efforts should be focussed on rehabilitation of the offender. Won't work for me. I am incorrigible.

      I better go now. Seek asylum in a non-extradition treaty country, so WH cannot have be brought back to serve my sentence.
      I do not grow old; if I stop growing, I am old.

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      • Patti-here
        Banned
        • Mar 2014
        • 2602

        LOL BB, you're a member in good standing, you'll probably just have to do some public work, like scrubbing my floors

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        • Little
          • Feb 2007
          • 4329

          Bare butts offend my delicate sensibilities!

          Not really, but all is well here. Carry on.
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          • Baboy
            Veteran Member
            • Aug 2012
            • 774

            Looks like I got off easy.

            BUTT, to do my penance, when do you want those floors scrubbed Patti?
            I do not grow old; if I stop growing, I am old.

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            • Patti-here
              Banned
              • Mar 2014
              • 2602

              ASAP

              'Butt' Pun intended ??

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              • Baboy
                Veteran Member
                • Aug 2012
                • 774

                Yes, pun intended, although a bit lame. Perhaps it was two-thirds of a pun - p u

                I'll book my flight to come and scrub floors. I'll let you know my arrival time in due course.
                I do not grow old; if I stop growing, I am old.

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                • Patti-here
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2014
                  • 2602

                  Don't forget your toothbrush, you'll be needing that to scrub the floors with.

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                  • Something_Awesome
                    Veteran Member
                    • Apr 2014
                    • 1219

                    Originally posted by jen1447
                    There's some (nearly) fully clothed sex for ya. Just wish the guy wasn't wearing sneakers, wtf?
                    Because you hate sneakers or because you want the guy's shoes to be off? And I don't get the black socks reference!
                    "Are you serious? You're bleeping THAT girl?" - jen1447

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                    • jen1447
                      Veteran Member
                      • Oct 2013
                      • 2380

                      Sneakers are what guys should wear when mowing the lawn and stuff like that, not for a sex adventure on top of a bridge. (Maybe he needed good traction to climb up there lol, dunno.) Always think of how your attire will reflect on the woman you're with - in other words dress appropriately stylish at all times with and for her.

                      In this case he looked a little foolish and by extension made her look a little foolish, no longer the sex adventure goddess but the sex adventure goddess who banged the dopey guy in sneakers on the bridge.

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