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Pigwideon - Apparently, if you want to have erotic dreams tonight, you must say "I wish to play squirt country" right before you go to sleep. I actually tried it last night [yeah, laugh at me all you want; I had nothing to lose from trying :P ] And to be honest, I DID have a semi-erotic dream... BUT it wasn't my boyfriend who was in the dream with me.. The first one was with this one guy I used to have the biggest crush on in HS.. [no sex, just flirting, playing around, etc] Then I woke up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. I went back to sleep and my second dream involved this total hottie from my English class last semester. Again, no sex, just flirting, hugging, cuddling, kissing, etc...... Pretty weird.... I don't know.. Big conincidence, I suppose? Anyone else actually tried it?Comment
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So I had a dream where I hired a dominatrix who showed-up at my hotel at 4am, made me escort her to a funeral where we kidnapped a monkey from some southern baptists, and then we went back to her apartment (which had 4 foot ceilings) where her brother kept trying to borrow money from me.
I wouldn't call it an erotic dream, but definately a weird one.
Yes, this is 100% true as best as I can remember it.Comment
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Okay, i understand the dominatrix, that adds up to your name, a hotel, nice, okay, 4am in the morning? Well that's when your meant to be dreaming? Funeral, you were petrified she was going to stuff up, oh and Hotel room, well that's were you'd be if you didn't want to be caught, a monkey, " well they hang it out all the time, baptists, not going there, or, maybe someone is telling you something? Her apartment, low ceilings, it's crushing isn't it... now for borrowing money, well you probably had to pay her for her services seeing as she was a dominatrix and therefore the brother wanted to get in on the actionSo I had a dream where I hired a dominatrix who showed-up at my hotel at 4am, made me escort her to a funeral where we kidnapped a monkey from some southern baptists, and then we went back to her apartment (which had 4 foot ceilings) where her brother kept trying to borrow money from me.
I wouldn't call it an erotic dream, but definately a weird one.
Yes, this is 100% true as best as I can remember it.
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