[cathygirl]

Male obsession with penis size has always fascinated me. While it "matters", it matters far more to the people who have penises than to me or most other women. And for some things, it matters very much that it not be too big... girth wise anyway.

[jns]

I think it is a small subset of guys who are obsessed with penis size. The rest of us don't care as long as we don't get any complaints. Why stir up trouble.

[Maximus]

Well, I’ll take it from a woman that in conversation with other women, penis size is always up for discussion. I find it surprising, but there it is. I do not think I have ever heard guys discussing vagina size, yet they do vary quite a bit and I do not think that any particular size can be described as optimal.

I have generally found guys to be too respecting of their SOs to say much to other guys about their girls, their parts, how they perform sexually. I have heard the odd guy shut down by others for offering “way too much information”. It is seen as unseemly.

The other thing I find surprising is the number of women (if posts on this forum are any indicator) who know detailed measurements of their partner’s penises. I measured my penis when I was about 12 years old. In discussion about anatomy with a girl of like age, I told her my penis was about 4.5 inches long. I can see look of mild disgust on her face and her it in her voice when she uttered: “You measured it?” - suggesting, whatever would possess you to do such a thing? And why are the women not posting their vagina dimensions? Not fair!

The “liar” theme has come up before. In another thread on the same topic this was posted:

Just came out of "retirement" to say your entire post was great.

[WaveRider]

Women who say size doesn't matter are lying. Women want to feel a package inside of them. Too long ain't happening. Women don't want a foot of hard action shoved down their throats.

My ex-g/f loves to watch huge dudes on porn. But she has told me that she wouldn't want to date a huge packaged dude. She has had too small. She does not like small. She does become extremely horny watching well-hung porn actors.

While watching a porn film, she pointed out to me that an actress that was taking at least 12' in her mouth, she had positioned one of her hands about half-way on his shaft to prevent him from shoving it too far down her throat.

When she was in her late teens/early 20's, a boyfriend she was dating at the time was long. She used to give him a lot of head. He used to grab the back of her head and shove his pole down her throat while he came. He was a few years older than her. She said he couldn't help it. Before she broke up with him, she learned to grab his member so he couldn't shove it down her throat. The irony was she wanted his cum to hit the back of throat so she didn't have to taste it.

[Baboy]

Just came out of "retirement" to say your entire post was great.

Very kind of you to take time out from retirement to offer the compliment Maximus! Thank you!

you should post more often

never heard ^^ before
rhyming makes it funny

Thank you too, Amy! Although the rhyming suffered a bit from the 3-letter word for donkey being censored. But then, this is a women's forum and no woman would ever be heard to utter such vulgarity. Perhaps that's why I do not post more often. Difficult to control lapses into profanity. I need to be kept on a short lead, with periodic short, sharp jerks to bring me to heel.

Some further thoughts on the "Is my penis too small" thread...

The 4 Ss of sex: skill, stamina, speed (pacing), size, all 4 are important factors and revolve around a centre point of attraction, ftry and improve your stamina.

In the Olympic event described, I think there should also be marks for style (the 5^th “S” of sex) and creativity. It would be fun to see the scorecards held up at the end of the event. We might see something like this: Skill - 6.6; Stamina - 7.1; Speed - 9.8 (a turbocharged machine!); Style - 4.7 (difficult to show much style when the speed blurs the image); Creativity - 4.3 (see comment under Style - Creativity was sacrificed on the altar of blazing speed). The gold medal will always go to the guy whose speed causes at first smoke, then fire!

[amy40]

In the Olympic event described, I think there should also be marks for style (the 5^th “S” of sex) and creativity. It would be fun to see the scorecards held up at the end of the event. We might see something like this: Skill - 6.6; Stamina - 7.1; Speed - 9.8 (a turbocharged machine!); Style - 4.7 (difficult to show much style when the speed blurs the image); Creativity - 4.3 (see comment under Style - Creativity was sacrificed on the altar of blazing speed). The gold medal will always go to the guy whose speed causes at first smoke, then fire!

thanks for the laughs before putting my parent hat back on

as for women and profanity.....a former forum that was majority mothers had a "cussing and venting" thread in the private section
it occasionally got very active when someone cursed about something and a bunch of us rushed in to console

[brown magic]

I'm right around 5" but I really wish I was 7" which seems to me to be an ideal size. Not too big and not too small. I just feel my size is insufficient to impress any women.

[Texasred]

he knew what he said but I was the ONLY one laughing
if I'd never read this thread, I wouldn't have been laughing either by putting another meaning to his words

Oh my, I would have thought everyone had heard that expression - that's why the guy in the post office threw it into ordinary conversation, just to see whose mind was where!
And now he knows!
:-)

[WaveRider]

baboy,

Have you considered that your wife might an exception?

[Maisie Dayz]

Another liar!

I love the way you presume to know my mind! or that you presume to know me at all!!
I have better things to think about than the size of a man's penis, as I'm sure do most grown ups.