[Texasred]

This reminds me of an old old joke, the punchline of which is "Peach. I think I'll paint the ceiling peach."

[muffin70]

if my wife was you she'd grab his phone, throw it across the room, look him in the eye and say - 'you don't need to look at that' - then plant her breasts in his face and ride him until he explodes!

[Ashlee T.]

if my wife was you she'd grab his phone, throw it across the room, look him in the eye and say - 'you don't need to look at that' - then plant her breasts in his face and ride him until he explodes!

Your wife is a better woman than I. I'd grab the phone, throw it across the room, be off of him faster than a toupee in a tornado, and absolutely and completely lose my s***!

[atskitty2]

Geez...and my response is so diplomatic