[CHANDLERS WISH]

LMAO, I hope WC has left, we have had the hysterics here before, and the tears of laughter are real, let me tell you..

Mmm Fuschia - and I support Breast Cancer too, you rock.. seriously...

You will not be able to keep a straight face, honestly...

Now you should also see if they have any glow in the dark fuschia little hair extention pieces, google, lol.. at least he will know where your head is, lol, in the dark....

MUst fly, I am now starting to giggle.

[WildChild]

Well driving was an adventure. There I was in my Volvo driving down the road, The Cars in the cd player, breaking into giggles and then laughter. I visualize with my eyes open, I could just see it. I laughed all down the interstate.
I think I've doubled my number of laugh lines. LOL

I drove to my freind's to pick up my boyo and I'm chuckling, my GF say's, "I don't want to hear anything about sex." Blah

I chuckled some going home too.

I'll never see another light saber or condom w/o thinking about this.
Explorer - chapter two just made it worse. This sounds like a Monty Python skit.

[Texinator]

The funniest thing I've ever seen is an ex boyfriend wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom...I laughed so hard I fell off of the bed. It looked like a light saber!

You should have put another glow in the dark condom on a dildo.

Voila. Light saber duel!

[Guest]

Well driving was an adventure. There I was in my Volvo driving down the road, The Cars in the cd player, breaking into giggles and then laughter. I visualize with my eyes open, I could just see it. I laughed all down the interstate.

Did your son ask what was so darn funny?

Better yet, did you tell him?!!

[WildChild]

Did your son ask what was so darn funny?

Better yet, did you tell him?!!

No, he's used to having a somewhat goofy mother. After all he's convinced I stay up nights thinking up new ways to be embarassing! I tell him I do.

[alicat]

my ex was partial to redheads which I was not so I dyed my hair down there a nice bright red color (this was before the stuff made especially for that--I used actual hair color). he enjoyed it but I'd forgotten my yearly gyno appointment was the next week so I had to show up for that with the red color. my doctor took one look and said "I know there's a story behind this!" I couldn't stop laughing the entire exam

[WildChild]

LOL. I seem to entertain my GYN too. She'll say, "you look rather swollen."
I'll tell her. "Well, he doesn't go after it often but when he does, he does it good."
She'll say, "So, there's no irritation?"
I reply, "Only that it doesn't happen often enough."
She'll be kind of chuckling and ask, "Are you experiencing any menopause symptoms?"
I told her, "Only being a lot horniner, I thought I was getting a hot flash a couple months ago but then I realized it was 90 degrees outside and somehow the heater was on. Oh and my BS meter is getting better."
She's cracking up. She's about my age, maybe a little older and seems to be having about the same experience.

[Explorer44]

OK I had to drive to Georgia today to pick up my daughter from the ex....what I didn't realize was that that same website where I saw the dye in the first place has a huge store on the way up there...You know, the one named after the first man and woman? I'd never really noticed the billboards before, but this time that logo just jumped out at me...

Boy was I tempted to stop...(BEFORE I PICKED HER UP< DON'T EVEN THINK THAT!!!)......

Sigh, guess it's shipping and handling for me....

[Explorer44]

BTW, the glow-in-the-dark came from a store called Condom Kingdom in Minneapolis.....seriously. I don't know if they still exist, this was years ago, but they had every flavor, color, shape...

[Explorer44]

my ex was partial to redheads which I was not so I dyed my hair down there a nice bright red color (this was before the stuff made especially for that--I used actual hair color). he enjoyed it but I'd forgotten my yearly gyno appointment was the next week so I had to show up for that with the red color. my doctor took one look and said "I know there's a story behind this!" I couldn't stop laughing the entire exam

Oooh I didn't think about that.....Hmmm well I'll just tell her I went all out for breast cancer!