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  • Steph33
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 249

    1st things he says after sex

    Had lunch with 5 girlfriends yesterday, men being the typical topic of conversation. 1 is married, I live with mine. The others still "hunting" for "the one."

    My married friend asked what the first thing was they heard after the most recent time they had sex. Replies from the 3 still uncommitted you'll love. Last time they heard:

    1) Do you have any beer? (a keeper for sure)
    2) Do you get ESPN2 ? (another keeper gem)
    3) I'm hungry, what can you make me to eat? (how can he not already be taken?)

    Last thing for us during sex is when he cums. Once he gets done gasping for breath, I always get a deep kiss, then an "I love you baby, princess, or Steph." And then an eyeball to eyeball "thank you for letting me have you" or "thank you for letting me cum for you." Every time.

    So now am curious what other gems women hear after the lust is taken care of and horny time is over, LOL.
  • StillLearnin
    Veteran Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 260

    Before I pull out I give her the "parting kiss."
    While I'm still inside her, sometimes I like to ask her "Can I stay here forever?"
    Other times when it was really hot I'll say "Now that's what I'm talking about!"
    When I'm still horny I'll say "I'm ready for a second round. Let's go!" (which I rarely get an opportunity for a second round)

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    • Chantalemma
      Senior Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 171

      Mine will usually kiss me and caress me for like 30 seconds we both get up and wash and say I love you. Look at the mess you made me... and then go back to bed and snuggle. That is the fun part.

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      • Guest

        Originally posted by Steph33
        Had lunch with 5 girlfriends yesterday, men being the typical topic of conversation. 1 is married, I live with mine. The others still "hunting" for "the one."

        My married friend asked what the first thing was they heard after the most recent time they had sex. Replies from the 3 still uncommitted you'll love. Last time they heard:

        1) Do you have any beer? (a keeper for sure)
        2) Do you get ESPN2 ? (another keeper gem)
        3) I'm hungry, what can you make me to eat? (how can he not already be taken?)
        HaHa- can't knock productivity.

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        • WildChild
          Banned
          • Sep 2008
          • 14142

          "feel better now?"

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          • sexyredhead
            Junior Member
            • Nov 2009
            • 5

            my bf usually says "f**k that was great, i love you" or his other fav is "ready for seconds yet??"

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            • dreamoutloud
              Junior Member
              • Aug 2009
              • 8

              Not quite the same, but the first time I gave my boyfriend a blowjob he said "Je suis mort" afterward which literally means "I'm dead." I thought that was kind of a weird post-bj comment, but I let it go. However, as I've been watching movies/TV/etc I've picked up that that's a fairly standard post-sex French phrase that means more along the lines of "I'm in heaven." Intercultural sexing is always amusing.

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              • ItsASecret
                APRIL 2011 POSTER OF THE MONTH
                • Apr 2009
                • 3721

                He will cuddle with me for about 5 minutes sometimes, he will say "happy now?", and other times he will chuckle and say good night and goes to sleep. The worst is when he says, "well I am going to go play games (xbox) want to watch?"
                There are those who believe that dictionaries should not merely reflect the times but also protect English from the mindless assaults of the trendy.

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                • dolphinlefty
                  Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 47

                  lol. That's hilarious what your three uncommitted friends heard. Once my boyfriend, brother, and brother-in-law were having a discussion. They said the best thing a girl could do was get them off (girl doing all the work), clean them up, let them sleep, then feed them soon as they woke up. And if she did that without being told, she's a keeper. haha. Right after my boyfriend comes he usually lays down by me and squeezes my hand, says I love you, or Thank you. And I usually snuggle up to him and give him a good kiss. It's the best feeling ever.

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                  • sourpuss
                    Veteran Member
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 3581

                    "sorry" haha!

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