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  • danceintx
    Veteran Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 317

    My bf usually says "That was so awesome", "you're so amazing", etc. Last time I said "You're man crack". Hahahaha
    “The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.” - William Arthur Ward

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    • ThexMrs
      Veteran Member
      • Feb 2009
      • 3335

      Originally posted by kygirl
      Mrs, Okay I had to respond to your comments because :

      1) I haven't had sex since um, early October so there ya go...hope that makes you feel better lol

      2) the rag comment... I remember many a time that involved a "let me get you a towel" lol
      Haha... A little but I still feel very deprived. I don't get hardly enough sex. I mean, if I wanted to sleep with friends or strangers I could have sex all the time but uhh, no thanks. I'll wait my 6 weeks til the next time, lol. Actually, no... It'll be longer now that I ditched Jared. *sigh*

      Ooooh... Yeah. I remember a time when my mom was living with me and Jared and I were having sex in the next room. He asked for a rag and I was completely unaware that he tossed it on the floor next to my bed when he was done. (So rude) The next day my mom and I were having coffee or something and she said, "Yeah, I know what you did last night. Dirty dirty. I saw that rag." I was a little mortified and went and looked then tried to make something up about how it was already in my room before he came over. SO DID NOT WORK! Lol.
      [CENTER][I][COLOR=purple][B][FONT=Garamond]"All the beats and melodies keep realities at bay but what happens when the records done and starts to fade away? [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Garamond]Alone within myself again, I try to veil away my pain. [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Garamond]The dirty grey surrounding me 'round..... And now I hear no sound."[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/I][/CENTER]

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      • Pinkliz
        Junior Member
        • Nov 2009
        • 2

        Ya mine's usually a happy sigh and then an excited "Thanks Baby!", usually a quick kiss, and then he jumps out of bed and hurries off to his computer and a smoke.

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        • mrs mathis
          Junior Member
          • Nov 2009
          • 1

          Originally posted by Pinkliz
          Ya mine's usually a happy sigh and then an excited "Thanks Baby!", usually a quick kiss, and then he jumps out of bed and hurries off to his computer and a smoke.







          yep mine is usually...baby i love you so much...which aww thats sweet...but then we talk an go to sleep

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          • Steph33
            Veteran Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 249

            While he was still getting his breath this afternoon after he came I told him
            "I think you came a lot, did it feel like you did??"

            He reached over, took the phone off the hook and handed it to me "call ambulance, you paralyzed me." When I laughed it pushed him out of me, that made me laugh harder, LOL

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            • tweetylee
              Junior Member
              • Nov 2009
              • 2

              lets see my man will say ok Im done now. Im hungry. His favorite line lol. Hes a bottomless pit bottomless pit I tell ya. LOL

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              • Melephant
                Member
                • Nov 2009
                • 97

                ''Christ, i think my balls turned inside out" Lmao, Alys xx

                My fiance and i had sex in the shower last week and it was really funny cos half-way through he stopped and screamed, "OW! OWWW!! MINTY SHAMPOO IN MY EYE!" Haha!

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                • shweedart
                  Veteran Member
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 679

                  heres one for you, I'll set the scene!

                  Lying there after an amazing rudies session, just one lamp on in the room so it was lit nice and warmly, He shuffles down slightly to rest his head on my belly...he looks up lovingly as if he's about to say his usual 'I love you stinky pants/sexybum' takes a nice deep breath in and I get: 'babe......your boobies are out' <- and thats the sweet little face looking up at me. Always a charmer

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                  • caterpillar79
                    Veteran Member
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 3895

                    1. He tugs me close, cuddles, and tells me: a) " i love you" - my heart melts on this; b) we doze off; c) it was intense

                    2. I get raspberries on my tummy - he's so adorable.

                    3. He kisses me gently on my neck...and then begins round 2.

                    4. I say, "you're minty"

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                    • white ant
                      Member
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 33

                      Lolest! after he makes love to me, he kisses my forehead and ends up on my lips with a long passionate kiss and tells me he loves me. and you know what bores me afterwards? It does't even take him 5 minutes to start snoring.

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