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HA - I can't tell you how many times I've laughed him out of me and it gets me everytime.While he was still getting his breath this afternoon after he came I told him
"I think you came a lot, did it feel like you did??"
He reached over, took the phone off the hook and handed it to me "call ambulance, you paralyzed me." When I laughed it pushed him out of me, that made me laugh harder, LOL
Actually there was one time where, god knows how, but I sneezed during and he started laughing. I was like "what?" and he's like "You sneezed me out!" And then I couldn't stop giggling haha[FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"][/FONT]
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OMG lol Yeah I have had to throw a towel in the laundry basket or something on occassion when I've realized it is still by the bed... And it will be a while before I have sex again too so we can be miserable together... All I can say is thank goodness for vibrators...Haha... A little but I still feel very deprived. I don't get hardly enough sex. I mean, if I wanted to sleep with friends or strangers I could have sex all the time but uhh, no thanks. I'll wait my 6 weeks til the next time, lol. Actually, no... It'll be longer now that I ditched Jared. *sigh*
Ooooh... Yeah. I remember a time when my mom was living with me and Jared and I were having sex in the next room. He asked for a rag and I was completely unaware that he tossed it on the floor next to my bed when he was done. (So rude) The next day my mom and I were having coffee or something and she said, "Yeah, I know what you did last night. Dirty dirty. I saw that rag." I was a little mortified and went and looked then tried to make something up about how it was already in my room before he came over. SO DID NOT WORK! Lol.
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Ha. Last time I was with my guy th efirst thing he said was "That was badass!"
I was like, "ummm, okay. thanks?"[COLOR="Black"][CENTER][FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"][SIZE="2"]I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it. [I]- Charles Schulz[/I][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER][/COLOR]Comment
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I always get a kiss and an "I love you" before we untangle, then whe wipe up nicely and get back to cuddling. We always talk about random stuff, sometimes, his D&D, other times whatever book I'm reading, then he asks for a back scratch. I give him oen everytime after sex, so now he's conditioned to always want it, lol.Comment
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