Maybe more punny than crazy?
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It's nice when punny can be funny.
[B][COLOR="Indigo"][FONT="Arial"]Do not dwell in the past,
do not dream of the future,
concentrate the mind on the present moment.
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I reminisce....
When I was a sophomore in college, I slept with a guyfriend of mine who happened to be from the same state as me! At that time he was the 3rd person I had been with sexually....and um...he was soooo long and thick! Had to be about 9 inches at minimum! As soon as he put it in, he said I felt like a virgin LOL I was thinking, uh, yeah maybe b/c your **** is humongous!! This had to have been about 8 years ago, and I still find myself thinking about him and his size.
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Well, generally, size doesn't matter overall, it's what you do with it that matters.
However.....
Average and larger sizes do help with certain positions. Personally, I miss doing things with my current boyfriend that I could only do with my ex just because of his size. There's nothing I can do about it and it doesn't bother me, but if I want to be 100% honest and selfish I'd say size does matter a little bit... or at least, it does if you've been with a large sized guy and you have to adjust to a small one.Comment
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my ex was smaller...about 5.5 and slender, my now husband is 8.5 and thicker. Actual intercourse is a rarity for us because of his physical disabilities, but on the occassions that the stars line up then I am sore for a couple of days afterwards. That said, I have had a vaginal climax only once or twice with current husband while that was quite common with ex husband.Comment
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Women never describe their men in cm. terms.
Clear evidence of the complete failure of the metric system.Comment
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Only in the US. That would make for some impressive numbers.Comment
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Not being a soda drinker, I'm not sure, sounds about right. I'm a seamstress, educated as a draftsman (draftswoman?) and do light construction- I can judge measurements with remarkable accuracy.
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