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  • Hugo-B
    Veteran Member
    • Jun 2012
    • 957

    AND it's good for the skin.
    "The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you will ever look" [I]Julius Caesar[/I]

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    • ItsASecret
      APRIL 2011 POSTER OF THE MONTH
      • Apr 2009
      • 3721

      lol mud works for the skin too. Semen is no beauty product or the next health fad lol
      [I][COLOR="Purple"]There are those who believe that dictionaries should not merely reflect the times but also protect English from the mindless assaults of the trendy.[/COLOR][/I]

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      • Hugo-B
        Veteran Member
        • Jun 2012
        • 957

        Originally posted by ItsASecret
        lol mud works for the skin too. Semen is no beauty product or the next health fad lol
        SSSSHHHHHHHH!
        "The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you will ever look" [I]Julius Caesar[/I]

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        • Hugo-B
          Veteran Member
          • Jun 2012
          • 957

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          More nutrition than mud here
          "The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you will ever look" [I]Julius Caesar[/I]

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          • ItsASecret
            APRIL 2011 POSTER OF THE MONTH
            • Apr 2009
            • 3721

            I did not say mud has nutrition I said mud helps the skin lol. My favorite part of that spoof is in the ingredients "deoxyribonucleic acid", that made me laugh lol. I also like how it lists the chemicals that cause the taste and smell of semen but does not list "sperm".
            [I][COLOR="Purple"]There are those who believe that dictionaries should not merely reflect the times but also protect English from the mindless assaults of the trendy.[/COLOR][/I]

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            • Hugo-B
              Veteran Member
              • Jun 2012
              • 957

              I did misquote you, you didn't say mud was nutritious; but sperm has nutrition AND is good for the skin: double whammy!
              "The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you will ever look" [I]Julius Caesar[/I]

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              • Hugo-B
                Veteran Member
                • Jun 2012
                • 957

                Originally posted by ItsASecret
                lol mud works for the skin too. Semen is no beauty product or the next health fad lol
                FINE!
                "The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you will ever look" [I]Julius Caesar[/I]

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                • Hugo-B
                  Veteran Member
                  • Jun 2012
                  • 957

                  " kid you not, ladies. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins -- a veritable cornucopia of vitality!"

                  I found this little nugget on a health website, this author is clearly a medical professional...
                  "The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you will ever look" [I]Julius Caesar[/I]

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                  • DreamP346
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 2053

                    Now this psychologist from Albany is sayting it helps with morning sickness in pregnant women. Its already been shown to decrease preeclampsia during pregnancy. But its hard to image giving oral when you're already nauseous.
                    Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Kris Kristofferson and Fred Foster (sung by Janis Joplin)

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                    • MoeJr
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                      • Jan 2013
                      • 71

                      Everybody must know the old trick to giving a child medicine. Hold mouth closed and pinch there nose. Well......no more spitting tada!! haha Just Kidding
                      [FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR="#800080"]If you're not learning you're not living![/COLOR][/FONT]

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