[metboogie]

^^^ Rotfl!!!

[carmen63]

i wonder do men reject you because your breasts are a mere 42 FFF (just a guess on my part, certainly you must have some gargantuan body part to offer us men who are not content with a mere 38 DDD )..the sizes you mention seems to expand with every post..sooner or later you will need to progress from penises to nucular warheads..

As women we are very resilient. Our bodies are receptacles built to accommodate children. I can't believe that not one woman here knows what I'm talking about. It leads me to believe that the majority of you are really men. If this is the case, don't worry so much about the size of men I prefer. As I've mentioned before, women stretch to accomodate, and while 6 to 15 inches is too small for most experienced women, there are zounds of inexperienced women out there for whom this size is still good enough...that is, they've not yet been stretched beyond whatever has been inside of them already (unless they've gotten impatient and resorted to using large produce and the like). So if you are all men, here's a bit of wisdom: if you feel the end of your penis encounter a barrier when you put it in, this is good....this is the back of the vagina and if you bump into it and it presents some resistance then she's still not stretched out to the point where you are of no more use to her. However, once you no longer feel that boundary....its time to move on, because I can guarantee that your girl is shopping for bigger. Remember, the pleasure is in the stretching. Indeed, my 22 inch man will soon outlive his usefullness! Fortunately, the statistics presented on this board regarding penis size are FAR from reality. As I said before, I've a girlfriend who's banging a 25 incher.

[anonymouswhitefemale]

It's good to see you and your friends have such a personal relationship with the males in your lives, and cooking a dinner of oats and hay is a lot easier than cooking a real meal.

[carmen63]

It's good to see you and your friends have such a personal relationship with the males in your lives, and cooking a dinner of oats and hay is a lot easier than cooking a real meal.

You may think that's funny, but the truth is: I'd do a horse. What woman wouldn't? Massive ****s, what more is there to ask? It is common knowledge that Catherine The Great took horse-**** on a regular basis. Clearly she was stretched beyond what any man in her reach could give her. As I've said, for vaginal sex, size IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS. And anonymous? I know you are a man. And I even know how big you are (just over five inches). You know how I know? In fact, do you want to know how all women know how big a man is? It's not foot size, or nose size or anything like that. Big men never ask of women "is it big enough?". They don't have to. Its also in the way that they look at you. They give you this look that says: "U laughin' now *****, but jus' wait 'till I pump y'all full of 22 inches of man meat, din we'll see whoze laughin'."

[Little]

It's a legend that Catherine the Great was killed while trying to have sex with a horse, but that doesn't make it true. (She died of a stroke.) Unpopular characters in politics are said to have done many things, most distasteful, but rumours don't make for truth.
I wouldn't do a horse.
It would break me.
I've had big ****, and let me tell you: the stretching isn't the good part.
The stretching is the "Holy ****, that hurts" part.
The good part is being in love with your partner, and him learning just what turns you on, then doing it.
The good part is matching sizes with your partner.

[Fallen1]

As women we are very resilient. Our bodies are receptacles built to accommodate children. I can't believe that not one woman here knows what I'm talking about. It leads me to believe that the majority of you are really men.

Hate to disappoint you but I am a female and have had 2 children.

[quote=carmen63;26445]You may think that's funny, but the truth is: I'd do a horse. What woman wouldn't? Massive ****s, what more is there to ask? ]/quote]

Sorry, I'm one of those women that wouldn't.

[anonymouswhitefemale]

You don't know how big my penis is, though if you read threads then you would. I fall into the world average of 6.5-7 inches.

I heard a woman shooting a bestiality vid died of internal bleeding or something during the video.

[rcoreyus]

You may think that's funny, but the truth is: I'd do a horse. What woman wouldn't? "

You could also do a Troll - I understand they have huge *****.

[Celeste]

ok, I just had to post on here. THAT...was FUNNY. LOL: literally.

[Heatwave]

I tell you what's better than penis size. STAMINA, woof