[jen1447]

What gets really annoying, distracting and a big turn off is when you get a play-by-play..."and now I'm going to..." Or, "i just put my ** in your ****"...really? I hadn't noticed. It's too silly.

Oh god lol, that's so dumb. Again I think like "Um excuse me but who are you trying to be?" I won't hesitate to say STFU in those cases.

[Stillness]

^^^lol...was that Seinfeld?

Yeah.

My wife's mother died last summer. In one of the most impressive acts of love I've ever personally witnessed, she wrote detailed instructions to her children, including her own obituary (which we just copied word for word) and an apologetic alert that she had left them nothing of value. So they could just leave everything in her home just as she did.

A few weeks later my wife struts half naked, posing to get my attention. I ask her if her panties are new. She says, "Yes, they're my mother's." Apparently she had found some unopened (thank God) underwear. The first thing that came to my mind was the Seinfeld line. What I actually said was, "Nice." I learned a long time ago that dirty talk is not my thing.

Back when we were dating and had just started our relationship, I was amazed by how beautiful her breasts are. So I excitedly said something like, "If you ever have a baby you could choke it with those nipples." It sounded much better in my head. Talking about a mood-killer. She was upset to the extreme - sad even.

[atskitty2]

That's pretty funny Stillness. I'm impressed that her mother had chosen something you considered nice...that had to have been a weird time