[jen1447]

Yeah, that totally tipped the scales ya'll.

[rhiannon34]

Full body naked massages do it for me every time!!

[barberchk]

Tell me about it. I didn't ask him. I just shopped online and bought a bunch of toys and I told him about it when they arrived. He didn't get mad. He was very eagered to use them. It has spiced up our sex life alot. The old routine is gone!

[Motorguy]

I’m almost embarrassed to write this as a middle aged man who should be well versed in the techniques of pleasuring his wife… however… it seems not...

To cut a long story short my wife has declared that she’s bored of the same old routine… I fiddle with her bits to warm her up (manually, not orally – she doesn't like oral), once she’s warmed up we progress to missionary position, potentially one other position and/or anal then we’re done… due to our size compatibility there are only a number of positions that work for both of us but it’s the ‘warming up’ bit I’m really looking to change… so…

I’m looking for other ways to warm her up, what other ways do you guys suggest so we can break out of this ‘routine’?

Thanks

The computer you was writing onto this forum with get on Amazon pop the credit card out of the wallet and buy a good vibrator for the wife. Then play with her vagina that way if she don't like oral going down on her just buy a vibrator and tell her I got a surprise for you. Take control women love that sometimes in bed show you want something different then just plain old vanilla all the time in pump pop roll off i am done lets nap don't work for many people at all.

[Motorguy]

Dude! She may marinate or she may reach her limit, & throw him down in the frozen section of the grocery, as I would be tempted to do, but I may stay out of jail by dragging his butt to the unisex bathroom and attacking him there...
That is playing with fire my dear, and what a beautiful fire it is!!
I say do it. If my hubby had ever tried something so sexy I'd have, um, really appreciated and responded favorably, to put it diplomatically

If she isn't responsive to your effort, at least you're sending a very clear message that you want to shake it up and add some flavor to your otherwise bland (it seems) sex life. It could at least start a discussion between you two.

Thanks for the good laugh tonight Kitty, I needed it bad tonight too that was some funny stuff lol.