[WaveRider]

Today is my ex-g/f birthday. Anyone have a gift recommendation?

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[Ashlee T.]

There's a company that will deliver animal dung to people's doorstep. :-D

I don't buy any of my exes gifts. You must be a nicer person than me!

Since it's today and there isn't much time to shop, I'd go with something like a gift card to a spa for massage or mani/pedi.

[atskitty2]

I know you are friends regardless, so this is nice of you.

Without knowing her, it's hard to make a recommendation. BDs suggestion is reasonable.
What does she like to do? (Besides sex) Think about that and a gift idea will come to you. A nice wine, is welcome by most also.

[Texasred]

Don't pick a gift based on BD's first suggestion!!!
Keep it simple! Let her know you're still thinking of her.

[atskitty2]

What did you decide on?

[WaveRider]

We couldn't go out on her actual birthday because of a prior commitment.

My friend suggested a studly black stripper. Two problems with that idea: no one knew how to hire a dude, no private place for her to enjoy his performance. She does have a black stud fantasy that occupies her fantasies. I know she'd enjoy a private performance. I don't think she'd act on her fantasy (sex) with any dude she doesn't know. If she were to date a black dude, it wouldn't be a fantasy. He'd be her boyfriend who'd be very happy with her exceptional skills. I do hope she is gifted with her primary desire: remarriage.

I've always tried to leave relationships as friends. "Leave them laughing when you go..." Besides, she's friends with my friends and one of my best friend's girlfriend. She was over a few days ago visiting because one of our friends who had moved away was back in town for a visit..

I got her a beautiful leather gym bag. But she never showers at the gym. She wears sexy yoga pants and loose tops. She showers when she gets home. She has seen too many shows about hidden cameras.

[WaveRider]

wanna meet me?

I'd love the opportunity to meet you.

[WaveRider]

Last night, after I read a couple posts about my ex-g/f, I got to thinking. She NEEDS sex far more than most men in her age range can provide. She's beyond hyper-sexual. We do share a crucial commonality: we're both vigilant about STD's. She told me that she has put condoms on boyfriends during her very sexually active college experience, but she does not like them. She loves the feel of a dude's package inside of her. We're both long past done with one-nighters. Both of us would rather do something productive than date people we don't know and don't want to know. She has had dudes darn near tell her that they were after sex, one on the the first...and last date. One had rented a hotel room in her city so he could bang her after dinner...or so he though. He wasted his money.

She'll call me for help with something, which is a ruse. Or she'll call me and tell me she needs many orgasms and her brains banged out. She doesn't have to use a ruse to get me to bang her. When she'll ask me, "When was the last time we've had sex?" I know the translation: go down on her until she's done cumming and then bend her over and bang her like a midnight freight train roaring through Mobile.

I did have total empathy for her when, about a month ago, she told me that she had accepted reality that remarriage for her was an extremely slim probability. Online dating has made it very easy for dudes to keep many women available for banging purposes. She doesn't want to be a player is a dude's line-up.

[muffin70]

Is anyone else surprised that the OP is buying something for his Ex G/F??
even though my ex and I had good sex, once she was my ex, she was my ex.....
she met someone else and got married, had kids... I met my wife a couple of years later and I've never given my ex any thought since

[jns]

Is anyone else surprised that the OP is buying something for his Ex G/F??
even though my ex and I had good sex, once she was my ex, she was my ex.....
she met someone else and got married, had kids... I met my wife a couple of years later and I've never given my ex any thought since

I'm not surprised. Both had fun in the relationship but at the end of the day, wanted to go in different directions. No anger or recriminations. Why not continue to be on good terms in that case?