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  • Elena_EvilEye
    Veteran Member
    • Jun 2014
    • 372

    Originally posted by jns
    One of the ways to get someone away from contact without getting electrocuted your self is to tackle them away from the contact. Mind you it doesn't work in all cases. Anyway, from your description, you could have tackled him very hard to get him away from the "contact".
    My husband is 6ft 4.5, broad frame, muscular and very strong while I'm 5ft 4 and my hardest punch doesn't hurt him one it and actually hurts me more. If I tried to tackle him I would probably break my shoulder lol.
    It's all fun and games until you mess with a Portuguese girl.

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    • jen1447
      Veteran Member
      • Oct 2013
      • 2380

      That's not really so LeLe, it's all a matter of how you use your body and where you 'attack' his.

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      • Elena_EvilEye
        Veteran Member
        • Jun 2014
        • 372

        Originally posted by Motorguy
        I can image Elena as you smile from ear to ear with the devilish grin on face of your plain for your good paid back prank on husband lol. When you was checking out the sexy husband getting all worked up he does this fake electrocuted your face must had that priceless look.I laughing my **** off reading this. Please tell me he said gotcha, did you punch him or slap him after you figure out it was a prank lol.

        Now that was good how I loved to be a fly on the wall watching that all go down laughing my **** off as well Elena,that was a clever prank. You had some really naughty word I bet just like the ones you wrote here it's down right funny Elena. Now I trying to think what you will do to him for a good come back prank.
        He did say to me "you fell for it" (followed by more laughter) "your face looked like you were gonna have a heart attack". when he was doing the prank my heart was pounding and I felt fear and I did shed a few tears I actually believed he was being electrocuted. well as you guessed I was a bit annoyed I tried to push him well that failed he just stood his ground and I couldn't make him budge a millimeter I even shoulder barged him still he would not move this made him laugh even more. One of the disadvantages of having a husband that is way taller and way stronger than you.

        I just went downstairs to get over it, hubby still laughing very loudly upstairs well at least I had Rex our dog to comfort me, I did start laughing there because it was very clever and very funny from my hubby (he is always a joker and a comedian). Not many husbands have the balls to prank their wife my man is probably the only one that does it regularly and it always gets me every time. The naughty word was meant to be the f-word.

        The good part was he did fix the light switch. What a man he is makes me scared, cry and laugh through a prank plus he fixes the switch panel all in the space of few hours who needs electricians and comedians when I have hubby who a 2 in 1 plus more lol.
        It's all fun and games until you mess with a Portuguese girl.

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        • Euphoric
          Veteran Member
          • Oct 2012
          • 570

          Girl, he is so overdue…time for payback. I can't wait to hear the results afterward.

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          • a_dub
            Veteran Member
            • Dec 2011
            • 514

            Originally posted by Elena_EvilEye
            My husband is 6ft 4.5, broad frame, muscular and very strong while I'm 5ft 4 and my hardest punch doesn't hurt him one it and actually hurts me more. If I tried to tackle him I would probably break my shoulder lol.
            Big dude. He must have a large endowment too!

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            • Stillness
              WH Poster of the Month April 2017
              • Feb 2012
              • 3679

              Originally posted by a_dub
              Big dude. He must have a large endowment too!
              Really, a_dub? C'mon, Bro. I know we're all adult, open, and anonymous, but we can still have a bit of decorum, can't we? Even if you could tell a person's penis size from their height, doesn't it seem a little off to bring it up in a conversation about pranking?
              "Those sowing seed with tears
              Will reap with a joyful shout." - Psalm 126

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              • Elena_EvilEye
                Veteran Member
                • Jun 2014
                • 372

                Originally posted by a_dub
                Big dude. He must have a large endowment too!
                I didn't know my hubby has male admirers usually he has to fend off female admirers. I guess someone as sexy as him can't help it.
                It's all fun and games until you mess with a Portuguese girl.

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                • owel1reuel
                  Member
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 38

                  Different situation my wife sometimes bite my shoulders so, so, so, HARD that sometimes you can see some blood on it. I grabbed her hair and pulled her out of my shoulder. I can't do the same to her. But it really hurt me!!

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                  • Elena_EvilEye
                    Veteran Member
                    • Jun 2014
                    • 372

                    Well I got my revenge and I served it hot literally. Basically this afternoon hubby went to the basement where we have our home gym (that he built) to do his workout. As he was doing his thing I made lunch which was spaghetti bolognase which he loves I added the scotch bonet and wasabi to the sauce but I seperated the sauce so he would get the spicy sauce. Rex was with me in the kitchen he thought the food was for him I said to him softly in Portuguese "this isn't for you this is for papi. mami is getting her revenge on papi wish me luck".

                    When I served the food and set the table hubby was on the PS4 I called him to the table. Before he ate he noticed I had a grin on and he asked "what's the grin for" and I replied "Rex gave me a funny look" phew I thought he was gonna suss me out. He took his first bite he was "Oh my God that's hot" then he grabbed his glass of water and just gulped it down. I couldn't help but laugh he said "wtf is in there" I then told him about the scotch bonet and wasabi at this point his mouth was really starting to burn I was still laughing (I'm such a sadist) his face looks so cute when he is in pain.

                    He ran to the kitchen took the milk out of the fridge and started to down it. I started saying how this is revenge for the last 13 years of being on the end of his pranks it's now my turn to cause you pain, for some minutes he just stayed in the kitchen cooling his mouth off I was still proud of myself. I knew he wasn't too happy with me he gave me an evil look and said with a sinister smile " you're gonna get it....NOW!" he started chasing after me I ran like Speedy Gonzalez upstairs screaming lol to the spare room and I locked it he came very close to catching me. He started knocking on the door asking me to open it I said no just to annoy him he then said " I'll kick this door down if you don't unlock it and you know I can" I thought it would be sexy seeing him kick down that door and come and get me

                    He gave a "warning" kick, this warning kick was so hard it nearly took the door down as it screwed up the hinges this scared me abit and I just submitted I said I would unlock the door but he had to promise he wouldn't do anything to me and he accepted reluctantly. I opened the door (the door hanging on it's last legs) he came in, stood in front of me towering over me, had this very serious look on his face then it turned into a smile he proceeded to grab my bum and lift me over my shoulder he took me to the bedroom tickled me to oblivion apologised for the door he had to let me know he meant business after that we DTD (wink, wink)
                    It's all fun and games until you mess with a Portuguese girl.

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                    • owel1reuel
                      Member
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 38

                      That's sweet. I've read it twice. haha. That's a nice way to spice up the relationship. But be prepared, you might not know a week or so, so good luck!

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