[Something_Awesome]

How I go about my end of the bargen..

a) don't stick to the same thing for too long... just like a BJ, things can get boring if it's repetitive.
and
b) don't go right for the clit right away... warm her up first by hitting other areas.
While not foolproof, here's my usual 'plan of attack'...
1) Kiss from the neck down to her feet...
2) Work my way back up to her knees and slowly and sensually start kissing her inner thighs
3)'torture' her by go around and around her pubic region without actually licking her puss.
4) When she can't take it anymore, give her one LONG lick right up the middle.
5) Then I trace her inner/outer lips with my tongue.
6) Next I start to slowly circle her clit with the flat of my tongue... then I go faster and use more of the tip.
7)If she likes it, I might work in a finger or 2 along the top of puss right now...
8) When she's really getting going now, I'll start to use my upper lip and nose to put more pressure down on her pubic region.
9) When I know she's getting 'close', I kinda just 'let it all hang out' and grind her with my tongue/face until she blows.
10) But don't just quit now... i usually kinda reverse the steps that I just took. ie) slow down, retrace her lips, kiss her thighs, and work my way back up to her neck and enjoy the look of amazement on her face! LOL!

Holy crap dude that sounds like my "plan of attack" but with a modification to step 1 (I do not go to her feet) and I have an additional step at the end which would fill the step 11 spot.

You and I must have taken the same "How to do sex" class.

[Patti-here]

I beg your pardon "Dude" and I didn't take a class,, I'm self taught

[Something_Awesome]

I beg your pardon "Dude" and I didn't take a class,, I'm self taught

I may sometimes say dude to refer to an entity that is not the person I am speaking to...

I'm in SoCal... you've got to give me a pass for that...

[Patti-here]

OK valley girl

[Something_Awesome]

How do you know about "the valley" I am from the valley.

Don't tell me it's from that one SNL skit. It's not even fair to say that skit was exaggerated. It was over-exaggerated to the tenth power.

[Patti-here]

You said you were from SoCal, that's where the valley girls are,,, we make fun of the way they talk up here...

[Something_Awesome]

LMAO that's pretty cool... Love hearing non-locals try to do valley girl impressions.

[Patti-here]

I don't, but I laugh at the other girls that do,, I was born and raised in Chicago,, so I can't pull it off very well..

[Motorguy]

I beg your pardon "Dude" and I didn't take a class,, I'm self taught

OMG that was so funny almost choke laughing so hard on that one.

[Motorguy]

The term gag me with a spoon came from the movie valley girl. i believe Nicolas Cage and Deborah Foreman was in the movie was stupid but funny.