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  • Patti-here
    Banned
    • Mar 2014
    • 2602

    Originally posted by Motorguy
    The term gag me with a spoon came from the movie valley girl. i believe Nicolas Cage and Deborah Foreman was in the movie was stupid but funny.
    Yea I've heard that before, but I've never seen the movie,, must be an older movie ?

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    • Motorguy
      Veteran Member
      • Mar 2014
      • 3921

      Originally posted by Patti-here
      How I go about my end of the bargen..

      a) don't stick to the same thing for too long... just like a BJ, things can get boring if it's repetitive.
      and
      b) don't go right for the clit right away... warm her up first by hitting other areas.
      While not foolproof, here's my usual 'plan of attack'...
      1) Kiss from the neck down to her feet...
      2) Work my way back up to her knees and slowly and sensually start kissing her inner thighs
      3)'torture' her by go around and around her pubic region without actually licking her puss.
      4) When she can't take it anymore, give her one LONG lick right up the middle.
      5) Then I trace her inner/outer lips with my tongue.
      6) Next I start to slowly circle her clit with the flat of my tongue... then I go faster and use more of the tip.
      7)If she likes it, I might work in a finger or 2 along the top of puss right now...
      8) When she's really getting going now, I'll start to use my upper lip and nose to put more pressure down on her pubic region.
      9) When I know she's getting 'close', I kinda just 'let it all hang out' and grind her with my tongue/face until she blows.
      10) But don't just quit now... i usually kinda reverse the steps that I just took. ie) slow down, retrace her lips, kiss her thighs, and work my way back up to her neck and enjoy the look of amazement on her face! LOL!
      Very good Patti, i like it very good oral skills you have how can you not like that.
      When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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      • Patti-here
        Banned
        • Mar 2014
        • 2602

        Originally posted by Motorguy
        Very good Patti, i like it very good oral skills you have how can you not like that.
        Yup, I know what I'm doing alright

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        • Motorguy
          Veteran Member
          • Mar 2014
          • 3921

          Originally posted by Patti-here
          Yea I've heard that before, but I've never seen the movie,, must be an older movie ?
          Yes was out in 1983 I know 31 years ago lol. Was one of Nicolas Cages first movies. You listen to the girls talk in that movie it's like a whole different language funny.
          When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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          • Motorguy
            Veteran Member
            • Mar 2014
            • 3921

            Originally posted by Patti-here
            Yup, I know what I'm doing alright
            Yes if your partner is screaming and holding your head and moaning and groaning you pretty much doing very well lol.
            When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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            • Patti-here
              Banned
              • Mar 2014
              • 2602

              Originally posted by Motorguy
              Yes was out in 1983 I know 31 years ago lol. Was one of Nicolas Cages first movies. You listen to the girls talk in that movie it's like a whole different language funny.
              That was way before my time.

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              • Patti-here
                Banned
                • Mar 2014
                • 2602

                Originally posted by Motorguy
                OMG that was so funny almost choke laughing so hard on that one.
                Caught me off guard too "Dude" LOL,,, he explained it though, so it's ok...

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                • Romy
                  Veteran Member
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 339

                  Originally posted by Patti-here
                  How I go about my end of the bargen..

                  a) don't stick to the same thing for too long... just like a BJ, things can get boring if it's repetitive.
                  and
                  b) don't go right for the clit right away... warm her up first by hitting other areas.
                  While not foolproof, here's my usual 'plan of attack'...
                  1) Kiss from the neck down to her feet...
                  2) Work my way back up to her knees and slowly and sensually start kissing her inner thighs
                  3)'torture' her by go around and around her pubic region without actually licking her puss.
                  4) When she can't take it anymore, give her one LONG lick right up the middle.
                  5) Then I trace her inner/outer lips with my tongue.
                  6) Next I start to slowly circle her clit with the flat of my tongue... then I go faster and use more of the tip.
                  7)If she likes it, I might work in a finger or 2 along the top of puss right now...
                  8) When she's really getting going now, I'll start to use my upper lip and nose to put more pressure down on her pubic region.
                  9) When I know she's getting 'close', I kinda just 'let it all hang out' and grind her with my tongue/face until she blows.
                  10) But don't just quit now... i usually kinda reverse the steps that I just took. ie) slow down, retrace her lips, kiss her thighs, and work my way back up to her neck and enjoy the look of amazement on her face! LOL!
                  I want what she's having!! Sounds amazing!!

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                  • Patti-here
                    Banned
                    • Mar 2014
                    • 2602

                    Originally posted by Romy
                    I want what she's having!! Sounds amazing!!
                    LOL It is Romy

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                    • jen1447
                      Veteran Member
                      • Oct 2013
                      • 2380

                      You should try it Romy.

                      Originally posted by Patti
                      Yup, I know what I'm doing alright
                      I mentioned this before somewhere else but this is more 'proof' that women are naturals. You're actually pretty new to it still Patti, but you're already very capable. I'm so proud.

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