First thing I said "Thanks babe"
First thing my wife said "Ohmygod I have to pee"
First thing my wife said "Ohmygod I have to pee"
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Unfortunately, I don't usually say anything. If I thank her, she gets insulted. If I tell her how much I enjoyed it, she gets annoyed. So I usually lay there snuggling with her for a couple of minutes. The first words usually out of her are "can I have my legs back".
Then it's generally followed by going down to the basement for a smoke.Comment
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Gosh... I haven't had sex since October 25th so I can't even remember what he said. I get a lot of "I love you's" - "You feel amazing" or "God, you get SO wet" during the act. As for afterwards, I can think of one time he said, "Do you have a rag?" Lol... Sexy, huh?[CENTER][I][COLOR=purple][B][FONT=Garamond]"All the beats and melodies keep realities at bay but what happens when the records done and starts to fade away? [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Garamond]Alone within myself again, I try to veil away my pain. [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Garamond]The dirty grey surrounding me 'round..... And now I hear no sound."[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/I][/CENTER]Comment
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How about Marty?
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If I can't remember what Jared said less than a month ago, what makes you think I'll remember what Marty said? Lol... From what I remember, he didn't say much. Just a lot of breathing and "whew's." Although one time we had an incident and he said something to the effect of, "Man! Nevermind. Let's just go to dinner." Then he threw the condom across the room and it stuck to a chair, lmao. That was actually probably one of my most favorite moments having sex with him. He's not perfect and it was really funny but embarrassing for him. He couldn't perform. I just think it made us closer and he got the job done after dinner.
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Probably not PC, and no disrespect intended. Couple weeks ago I came back from clean up and he was laying there with his head in my chest while I talked to him about some worthless current events thing while running my fingers through his hair. I asked him something and he replied a sentence in a voice like a mentally challenged person being imitated by Larry the Cable Guy. I said "What????" He looked up and said "Can't talk, you f**ked my brains out" and put his head back. Laughed so hard I had to get up and pee. One of those "you had to be there."Comment
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Haha!
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Steph - You have the best stories. You seriously make me go "Aww" and then "Lmao."[CENTER][I][COLOR=purple][B][FONT=Garamond]"All the beats and melodies keep realities at bay but what happens when the records done and starts to fade away? [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Garamond]Alone within myself again, I try to veil away my pain. [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Garamond]The dirty grey surrounding me 'round..... And now I hear no sound."[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/I][/CENTER]Comment
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Mrs, Okay I had to respond to your comments because :
1) I haven't had sex since um, early October so there ya go...hope that makes you feel better
lol
2) the rag comment... I remember many a time that involved a "let me get you a towel" lol
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