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  • effy2014
    Veteran Member
    • Apr 2014
    • 1777

    Originally posted by Baboy
    Perhaps Still, you could take out a book or two from effy's library and you might become a devotee.

    We need to ask effy if he issues library cards and if he charges overdue fines.
    Sure, pick on the special kid who needs to read in order to get better. I tried to learn on the streets, but its hard to convince random women to give me permission. You are more than welcome to borrow any of my books . . . no fines, no overdue notices.
    "The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you." Despair.com "Dysfunction"

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    • Motorguy
      Veteran Member
      • Mar 2014
      • 3921

      Originally posted by effy2014
      I have been stabbing my pen in my hand all day to day. I am certainly not being critical of anyone for loving or hating cunilingus. I did not mean to be critical of Magnetism (I feel like Bart Simpson and should be writing this 100 times on the blackboard). I will go into the corner now and come out when the group feels that I can type appropriately.
      At least you have not lost your sense humor Effy, It's all good calm down breath relax now OK lol.
      When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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      • effy2014
        Veteran Member
        • Apr 2014
        • 1777

        Originally posted by jen1447
        Reveal: effy2014 is secretly a 32 year old female independent book publisher trying to peddle self help titles.
        Please get this right. I'm an 89 year old androgynous anorgasmic hermit.
        "The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you." Despair.com "Dysfunction"

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        • Motorguy
          Veteran Member
          • Mar 2014
          • 3921

          Originally posted by effy2014
          Please get this right. I'm an 89 year old androgynous anorgasmic hermit.
          Well Effy, if you are 89 then I am the Pope lol.
          When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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          • Baboy
            Veteran Member
            • Aug 2012
            • 774

            Originally posted by Stillness
            My wife doesn't like it.

            Well she's never received it from Jen.
            I do not grow old; if I stop growing, I am old.

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            • Magnetism
              Veteran Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 1060

              Hey all-I'm not offended. I just misread comments sometimes, because online communication lacks facial expressions and tone of voice. Effy-I get your point, and I think I will open up to the right man that I fall in love with. The partner I was talking about is no longer in my life, as we weren't the right fit emotionally. I will say that complaining, lecturing and pressure isn't the best way to seduce someone. Even when I masturbate, it does take awhile for my clitoris to get stimulated. Patience from a partner is key.
              "Dating is like slow dancing. Let the man lead, or you will fall all over your feet"

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              • jns
                Assistant Admin
                • Mar 2010
                • 8398

                Originally posted by Magnetism
                Even when I masturbate, it does take awhile for my clitoris to get stimulated.
                All the more reason for a person who enjoys giving a woman oral to spend some real quality time doing it. Some of us look at this as a feature or as an opportunity.
                I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience.
                ...
                Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot?

                From a speech by Patrick Henry on March 23, 1775 at St. John's Church, Richmond, Virginia

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                • Euphoric
                  Veteran Member
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 570

                  Hey Magnetism,

                  Make some room in your Inbox.

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                  • Motorguy
                    Veteran Member
                    • Mar 2014
                    • 3921

                    Originally posted by Magnetism
                    Hey all-I'm not offended. I just misread comments sometimes, because online communication lacks facial expressions and tone of voice. Effy-I get your point, and I think I will open up to the right man that I fall in love with. The partner I was talking about is no longer in my life, as we weren't the right fit emotionally. I will say that complaining, lecturing and pressure isn't the best way to seduce someone. Even when I masturbate, it does take awhile for my clitoris to get stimulated. Patience from a partner is key.
                    Are you using a toy or the trusted fingers to try and get pleasure Magnetism.
                    When out driving always turn left. Then, should you become lost, you can find your way home by reversing the procedure and always turning right.

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                    • Magnetism
                      Veteran Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 1060

                      Both. The only way for someone to go down on me or penetrate is if my clitoris is stimulated . In my 31 years of living, very and very few men have been capable of this. I find that showing a guy doesn't work. A guy either gets it or doesn't.
                      "Dating is like slow dancing. Let the man lead, or you will fall all over your feet"

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