Fleshlights are incredibly popular sex toys designed to offer a visual appeal that’s as close to a real vagina as possible — but that doesn’t stop creative folks from bringing some serious humor into the mix.
Say goodbye to the ho-hum fake vaginas of yore: We’re gonna take you on a tour of the funniest Fleshlights we could find on the internet.
Funniest (Real) Fleshlights
Although “funny” is subjective, these hilariously unique Fleshlights made us laugh out loud.
Are they sexy?
Not necessarily.
But there’s something to be said for laughter during sex play, and these can offer a bit of both — even though some of them are really weird Fleshlights.
One of Malek Lazri’s inventions, the foot Fleshlight is catered to those with a foot fetish — complete with a French pedicure and a “glass slipper” heel.
(And yes, there are only four toes on this bad girl.)
Shrek Fleshlight
Also designed by Malek Lazri, this Fleshlight’s orifice is indeed one of Shrek’s ogre ears.
The perfect addition to its presentation is the little hand-made vest, which detaches easily during cleaning.
(It can be left on during use so you get a truly Shrek-ful masturbation experience.)
A Bugs Life Fleshlight
Styled after the beloved pudgy caterpillar from A Bug’s Life, this little beauty is nothing more than eye candy.
Designed to be looked at, rather than penetrated (there is no real orifice or internal sleeve), it was put up for auction with a price tag of $2,000.
We can only hope that whoever bought it feels like they got their money’s worth.
Minion Fleshlight
This homemade DIY Fleshlight isn’t for sale (that we can find) but if you have your own Minion plushie at home, the picture above can guide you toward making one for yourself.
It’s funny, but if we’re being honest, more than a little creepy.
Still, we’d never yuck someone else’s “yum” so if Minions turn you on, it’s the perfect way to take that fetish into your own hands.
Tow Mater Fleshlight
As yet another invention from Malek Lazri, the Mater Fleshlight is modeled after Tow Mater from the Cars film series.
Although the Fleshlight doesn’t talk in his signature voice and he looks a little rickety on the surface — just like the real thing — his orifice is molded from soft material for comfortable penetration.
(Going by the deer-in-headlights expression on his trucky little face, he’s not going to know what hit him when he sees you cumming.)
Monsters, Inc. Fleshlight
Based on Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc., this one might be a little more cute than funny.
That said, the eyeball can be repositioned in any direction — which can make for some hilarious sexy times, if you ask me.
Just imagine his eye looking into yours while you do the deed.
Fake (But Funny) Fleshlights
In our search for the funniest Fleshlights, we came across a few that, although they tickled our fancy, we were a little bummed to discover that they aren’t actually real.
Demogorgon Fleshlight (Stranger Things)
The Demogorgon does have a kind of erotic Venus Flytrap appeal to it, and if you’ve ever fantasized about getting your dick gobbled up by one, you probably want this Stranger Things Fleshlight.
Unfortunately, inter-dimensional beast fans won’t be able to get their hands on one since it was a marketing gag.
Thanks, Photoshop, for getting our hopes up.
Baby Yoda Fleshlight
Why would some monster exploit adorable Baby Yoda for the sake of a novelty Fleshlight?
Because they didn’t.
Though social media made it seem so, this is actually a Baby Yoda pipe you can smoke, with the bowl part hidden on the back of his head.
It’s still a strange thing to do to Baby Yoda, but it’s probably better than what folks thought it was for.
Steve Harvey Fleshlight
Like a train wreck you can’t look away from, this Steve Harvey Fleshlight literally lets you ride this celebrity’s ‘stache.
Complete with puckered lips that kind of resemble gummy worms, this thing was apparently once available on Amazon — but that’s most likely just Twitter trolling, as we were unable to confirm its existence.
Cursed Kirby
Thanks, Internet, for once again getting folks’ hopes up with your photoshoppery!
Cursed Kirby’s face, by design, seems fitting for a Fleshlight orifice.
Alas, any and all Cursed Kirby Fleshlights we found are the stuff of imagination — and creative Photoshopping.
(They’re still funny, nonetheless.)
Where To Find Funny Fleshlights
Online shops like Twisted Beast, Etsy sellers, or creative folks like Malek Lazri make some of these masterpieces and you can sometimes happen upon them on TikTok or Instagram.
Some of the funniest Fleshlights are actually fake — Photoshopped images that get passed around sites like Reddit, but even those can offer a couple of minutes of fun if you’re in the mood for a little free entertainment.
Other funny Fleshlights that don’t exist (but that people look for or pass around as memes) include:
- Snake Fleshlight
- Banana Fleshlight (apparently, some folks masturbate with banana peels…)
- Disney Fleshlight
- Jabba the Slut Fleshlight
Although these Fleshlights only exist in our imaginations, it’s entirely possible that someone’s going to make one — just because they can.
Closing Thoughts
As long as there are humans on earth, there’s gonna be creativity and with Fleshlights being as popular as they are, someone is always out there trying to make something new.
Funny Fleshlights might not necessarily deliver an orgasm but they’re great for a laugh and some days, that might just be what you need the most.
Editor’s Note: This article is part of our Complete Guide To Fleshlights and Everything Fleshlight hub, in-depth and evolving resources that comprehensively explore and review all aspects of Fleshlights from the company’s discreet billing and shipping, to the types of products they carry, how to use them, materials, and safety.
