Despite the fact that many realistic masturbators and porn-star-inspired strokers are still obvious bestsellers, there are also plenty of weird-ass and funny Fleshlights — and people that are obsessed with them.
While Fleshlight has designed some of these for their Fleshlight Freaks line, many strange Fleshlights on the internet have been designed by some creative sex toy companies and amateur DIY innovators alike.
Weirdest Fleshlights You Won’t Believe Exist
From slightly creepy to downright frightening, there’s really no limit to weird Fleshlights when human creativity (or ingenuity) is involved in the making.
And sometimes, ideas for Fleshlights are simply just wishful thinking or really funny jokes passed around the internet.
For instance, a snake fleshlight isn’t something that really exists (although there are plenty of entertaining images associated with them), and banana Fleshlights…well, apparently folks masturbate with banana peels.
(Yes, really.)
Similarly, you’ll be hard-pressed to find a Disney Fleshlight or Jabba the Slut Fleshlight unless a crafter on Etsy or Instagram takes the project on, but there are loads of weird Fleshlights to enjoy nonetheless.
Looking for specific novelty Fleshlights? Click through this list to navigate each one:
The foot fleshlight is one of Malek Lazri’s inventions that’s catered not to monster lovers but to those with a foot fetish.
And anyone who appreciates a nice French pedicure. Dubbed the Cinderelli Ugly Stepsister Glass Slippa, this truly is a work of art.
Anime Fleshlight (Hentai)
Fans of anime likely rejoiced when “Fleshlights” and strokers modeled after their favorite characters became available.
Featuring a smooth surface with a cartoonish vulva that might be a little off-putting to some, we imagine these have fulfilled countless anime fantasies around the globe.
A Bugs Life Fleshlight
If you ever felt nostalgic about the pudgy caterpillar from A Bug’s Life, this funny Fleshlight is an X-rated homage to the Pixar flick.
Alas, it can’t be penetrated, which is interesting given that this thing was priced at $2,000 when it was put up for auction.
Horse Fleshlight
Bestiality in real life is disturbing, so please don’t harass some poor horse with your fantasies.
People who are into fantasy can indulge, but it’s gonna be a resounding nope for us.
Furry Fleshlight
Although anyone can make a “Fleshlight” out of a stuffed animal (simply cut a hole where the you-know has to go) legit furry fleshlights can be found on Etsy and other vendors that specialize in unique wares such as these.
The example above was listed at $230 on Etsy at the time of this writing, and although we’re betting it feels nice, it’s probably a bitch to clean.
Minion Fleshlight
Someone put a Fleshlight in a minion plushie, and it’s a DIY masterpiece.
There’s something so wrong but so right about this cartoon creation.
Who said you can’t make your own fun?
Shrek Fleshlight
Mastermind Malek Lazri designed this Shrek-themed Fleshlight with an opening that weirdly looks like one of the ogre’s ears.
This green beauty even comes with a little medieval Renaissance vest.
Alien Fleshlight (Avatar)
Ever wonder what a Fleshlight alien-themed masturbator or Avatar Fleshlight might look like?
Now, you don’t have to.
This bizarre blue xenomorph Fleshlight makes us think of that opera singer from the Fifth Element and is the perfect sci-fi chic sex toy for those looking to get it on with an alien pussy.
Cyborg Fleshlight
A must-have that Fleshlight cyborg lovers won’t be able to get enough of, this original Cyborg Fleshlight first came on the market in 2011, merging a human and robot vag for an unforgettable Terminator aesthetic.
Alas, this Fleshlight robot hybrid is no longer for sale.
Vampire Fleshlight
This Vampire Fleshlight has some pretty creative labia on it that resembles Dracula’s bat wings.
Anyone into erotic Twilight fan fiction would have a blast with this.
Frankenstein Fleshlight
A Fleshlight monster anyone would be proud to jerk off to, the Frankenstein Fleshlight is the perfect fantasy masturbator for anyone who’s ever wondered what it would be like to bang Frankenstein — or his bride, for that matter.
Zombie Fleshlight
Released a year after the first season of Walking Dead came out, this Fleshlight zombie sleeve was a best-seller back in the day for anyone with a fetish for the undead.
Who doesn’t want to have sex with some grey-green rotting flesh?
Reaper Fleshlight
This weird fleshlight will be a turn-on for anyone who has a fetish for getting their dick engulfed by green, talon-like claws.
A monster fleshlight that might never let go once you’re inside of it.
We’re unsure what makes this Fleshlight Bigfoot themed since it looks like a regular-sized pussy with huge labia.
Despite being discontinued, there are a few realistic porn star Fleshlights you can indulge in that feature large labia.
Dog Fleshlight
As uninviting as a dog’s fangs in a snarling muzzle might be, this slack-jawed furry fleshlight with plenty of texture is slightly more inviting than the real thing and is said to leave you howling.
Weird flex, but ok!
Pokemon Fleshlight
Although there was a rather funny little Pokemon Fleshlight for sale on Etsy once upon a time, plenty of toys and slippers made by the company resemble male masturbators — even if they didn’t intend to.
Plenty of internet memes point out pairs of Pokemon slippers that likely double as Fleshlights — or can hold them for you!
Tow Mater Fleshlight
The Mater Fleshlight is another ingenious invention from Malek Lazri.
One of the memorable characters from the Cars film series, this little guy has had his buck-toothed mouth transformed into a fuckable sleeve for anyone who’s ever wanted to rail a talking tow truck.
Monsters Inc Fleshlight
This novelty Fleshlight is a niche for anyone that’s watched Monster, Inc. and crushed on Mike Wazowski.
Just stare into that big, beautiful eyeball (which can creepily be repositioned) and tell me this Disney Fleshlight doesn’t do something for you.
Brain Fleshlight
This squishy stroker gives a whole new meaning to “getting brain” (oral sex).
Where To Find Weird Fleshlights
Stores like Twisted Beast, Etsy sellers and creators on TikTok or IG like Malek Lazri make some of these masterpieces.
Additionally, some of the monster models from the Fleshlight Freaks line can be bought seasonally, so check their site around Halloween for some spooky sleeves.
Closing Thoughts
Most of these NSFW Fleshlights are more for entertainment than masturbation buddies that people are actually seeking out, but if you’ve got a niche fetish, who are we to judge?
Make sexy time a little stranger, or at least send your friends a mysterious screenshot of your top pick and really fry their eyes.
Editor’s Note: This article is part of our Complete Guide To Fleshlights and Everything Fleshlight hub, in-depth and evolving resources that comprehensively explore and review all aspects of Fleshlights from the company’s discreet billing and shipping, to the types of products they carry, how to use them, materials, and safety.
